I promise I’ll man up next week but for now let me be spineless and just lay around doing nothing. Let the house collapse and the wood work shatter. Let the the bricks fall to the ground and when I man up next up I’ll fix everything and it will look good as new. So just sit tight under the destruction and let me enjoy being lazy, careless, reckless and let me just sit down and do nothing. Next week I’ll man up and that’s a promise, some never man up but I will eventually. So let me enjoy giving up for now and retire and just exist for no reason.

I told you I’ll man up next week and I know the cratacans are hear to feast and find bodies under the rubble, but I told that I’ll man up next week. For now let me enjoy being cowardly, let me enjoy trembling, let me bliss in cowering and let me be timid. Next week I will man up and be brave, honourable and manly. I will go up to those cratacans and I will slay them, I will butcher them, I will massacre whole generations of cratacans and l leave none to tell the story. So let me be cowardly and enjoy being cowardly because next week I promised you I will man up and do what needs to be done.

I will fix the house and the drips of water that will fall from the ceiling will be a blessing and the creaks on on the ground will be music, nothing will harm us when I man up next week. So be patient with your damaged bodies and lay still under the rubble of destruction and the cratacans haven’t found you yet and so let me enjoy being irresponsible, let me enjoy being rash, incautious, thoughtless, reckless and let me enjoy being unwise for I am to man up next week.

I know that you regret, letting me not man up for a week, now that you have all been feasted upon by the cratacans. I promise you next week when I man up I will avenge you, I will save war in your name upon the cratacans and I will wipe out their race. That is all next week when I will man up to do what needs to be done and for now I will enjoy being nothing, I will enjoy cowering, I will enjoy not knowing what to do or where to go, I will be frightened and fragile. Next week though I will man up.