I know you most likely don’t remember me, but oh how I remember you. I remember that day you first got me within that shiny box. The excitement on your face, something I’ll soon never forget. We used to have such fun together, just me and you, putting on little shows. But as the years went by, you soon left me behind, within your closet up so high. I know you’ll never forget me though. Nobody can keep us apart now. You and I, me and you, we can share a box together, wouldn’t that just be swell. We’ll have to make a few adjustments though, perhaps a snip off the legs and a snip off the arms. Once done we could find another child, one that’ll put on shows with the two of us. Then when they get bored of us, we’ll make sure they’ll never leave too. We’ll add them to our troupe, just like I did to you. But for now just rest, you’ll need it. I know you’ll never forget me because here with me you will lay.

Your Dear Friend, Mortimer