And one fine day, the skies did part. All around the world, all humans saw it happen. The hole was massive and everywhere at once. And as they parted, we all looked up to see what should have been the dark emptiness of space, the glittering stars. Instead, we saw a small, chubby hand try to reach through before it was smacked away by a much bigger hand. And in a language that everyone across the world somehow understood, a booming voice growled: “DON’T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, THAT’S FOR LATER.”

And the skies instantly returned to what they were before.