Congrats on passing our knowledge quiz. Your answers have demonstrated an advanced understanding of the rules of the subreddit. The next part of the evaluation is a personality test. Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability. Failure to comply will have unspecified consequences.

1. A YouTube narrator has stolen content from the community. You must act against them. There is no way to avoid this. You are told where this narrator lives. A voice whispered it to you in the middle of the night from the shower drain. You lay in wait in the shadows for them to come outside. What is your weapon of choice and why?

2. People are complaining about list stories again. Do you:
   A. Ban list stories to placate the angry mob, you pushover, you.
   B. Post a list story in the guise of a moderator quiz
   C. You can burn their houses down in the middle of the night and laugh until you puke.
   D. C is the correct answer.

3. It is an incredibly cold January morning. You’re sitting at a traffic light and notice three people sitting on the waiting bench at a bus stop. The first is your best friend, who’s been down on his luck lately. The second is a person to who you feel an unbelievable attraction. I mean, they’re the top of the top in hawtness. Third, an old woman who’ll undoubtedly freeze to death if the bus doesn’t arrive soon. If you were a decent human being, you would have offered one of them a ride. Hell, you would have taken them all. But instead, you put the pedal to the metal and killed them all upon impact. Please enlighten us on why you did this.

4. There are three boxes. One box is labeled SCORPIONS, another is labeled SPIDERS, and the last is labeled HYDROCHLORIC ACID. All boxes are marked incorrectly, and you’re only allowed to pick one. Without looking into the box, which did you pour on your mother?

5. There’s a runaway trolley moving down railway tracks. There are five people tied to the tracks and unable to move. You made sure of that! The trolley is headed straight for them. You are standing next to the lever, which would send the train down a different path. This other track has just one person tied to the tracks. How come you couldn’t find more and don’t you dare move that lever!

6. You’ve returned to the mislabeled boxes, and you’ve taken them. Good…

7. Tell me your greatest weakness so I may use it against you. Tell me your greatest strength so I may take it away. Give yourself to us entirely and attain the power you’ve always wanted. The worst is yet to come.

8. True or Truer: You enjoy hurting others. It makes you feel powerful. It makes you feel strong. It makes your loins burn.

Remember, there are no wrong answers.