I have dated my boyfriend for a year when we decided to live together.

Ever since I moved in, though, I noticed he has a very bad habit: he always forgets something before leaving to work.

The problem is, he gets up at around 5am, and to me that would be torture, so I never manage to wake up with him to make sure he has everything before heading out. As I'm usually half-asleep, I do hear him walking around (or better, stumbling around) the house as he gets ready, almost like he's always late.

I always end up having to go to the office he works at to hand in a different item, and even though it's right down the street, it's still annoying that I have to leave the house because of his keys, documents, wallet, lunchbox…

I used to just get in and shyly say, "Excuse me, I need to give this to Jaden Smith", and the receptionist would call him down, but it's gotten to a point where they see me through the door and just say hi and whatever floor he's at.

Yesterday, I was determined to change my routine so that I wouldn't have to take his stuff to him anymore. I changed shifts with a friend at the restaurant I work at so I could be home earlier, and wake up with him.

His alarm went off, but I still couldn't get up right then. I heard him picking up a call, getting clothes, and stumbling around as always. At some point I fell back asleep and when I finally managed to leave the bedroom, he had already left.

I sighed, and headed to the bathroom to wash my face and brush my teeth. As soon as I looked at what was on the sink, I screamed.

there, right next to our toothbrushes, were his eyeballs.