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I’m 25(M) and last night I had the worst sex in my life. This story is ruthless so if what I’m going to say makes me an asshole so be it. Anyway, I met this girl at a Hot Topic. She was decent looking probably a solid 5.5/10 6 on a good day. Bout 5 feet tall. B cups and a respectable ass. She rang me up as I was buying some band tees and a funko pop and shit. Started flirting a little bit and I got her number. We’ll call her Alina. Anyway so me and Alina go out a couple times cause I don’t just wanna fuck, I wanted to get to know her a little bit cause she was cool. As a matter of fact I wasn’t even thinking about sex with her until one night, she made a move on me in my car behind a Texas Roadhouse. By this time I’d been talking to her for about 3 and a half weeks. And this happened last night as of typing this post. So she gives me a kiss and we begin making out. It gets a little hot in there when she runs her hand from my knee up to my crotch. And at this point I’m like “fuck it I haven’t had any in about 2 months so I gotta break this cold streak.” So Alina and I go back to my apartment, to my bedroom and get it on. Standard shit, we make out for a bit and she starts blowing me. I take off her shirt and bra and her titties were ugly as hell. Mind you this is the first time I’ve seen her nude. She must have been wearing a push up bra because when I took it off they fell and sagged like they weighed 30 pounds. Looked nothing like how I envisioned. Saggy, no perkiness or nothing whatsoever. Looked better under her clothes. But I’m like aight whatever. She starts giving me a tit job and that shit felt like I was running my dick through two deflated balloons. No structure to grasp my dick. Deadass begin losing my boner. And definitely lost it when I pulled her shorts off. Oh my word I wondered I was in an Asian fish market. Like she ain’t washed it since Easter. Of course in the moment I don’t mention a thing to her. I don’t want to hurt her cause she is genuinely a nice girl. I’d never say this shit to her face what I’m saying now. Anyway, I pull the panties down and I know it’s a cliché insult but deadass an arbys roast beef sandwich was what I was looking at. Some mf meat curtains. And the smell did it no favors. My candle I lit earlier could not defend against the stench of her pussy. The air in my room was tainted. Ain’t no way in fuck I was touching or eating it out. Luckily she didn’t ask me to do it. So I wanted get this shit over with. So I try to put on the condom but that shit it is damn near impossible when your half chubbed. So I tell her to suck it some more and I eventually get hard from it. (The head was the most decent part of all this) manage to put the condom on and I slid in her. By this point I was so turned off I wasnt even feeling shit. But she seemed to be enjoying it. Which is good for her but I just didn’t give a fuck about it anymore. We started with missionary then switch to her riding and then lastly with doggy. I wasn’t even close to cumming. So she’s moaning and I’m in the back like ?. But she can’t see cause she’s face down ina pillow. She had like no energy wit it. Like she wasn’t throwing it back or moving along with me or nothing. I was doing all the work. So boring and unenthusiastic. Yet she was absolutely dialed in to it. Weird. And like I said I wasn’t going to cum with her anytime soon. so I faked it! I just moaned and said “oh fuck baby I came ?” knowing damn well I didn’t. I was never at any point on the verge of busting. It was so wack. So I throw the condom out quick af so she don’t see I didn’t actually nut. She gets dressed as do I and I see her out back to my car and I take her home. She lives about 15 minutes from my apartment complex. I come home, wash my sheets and since I ain’t cum I threw on some Mia Malkova and finished the job myself. And that is my worst sex story.

NSFW: yes

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