Here are the wonders of an imaginary rope and there are many wonders that are attached to an imaginary rope. They are a blessing and I first came to realise just how much of a blessing they are when I was a young man. I was forced into a gang and we broke into a home which had a large family. The gang I was part of had trashed the house and I saw the evil among them, but then I said that we should tie up the family in an imaginary rope, and so we did. The family escaped and it was at that point I saw the blessing an imaginary rope had in this world.

Many years later a man came up to me wanting to take his life in his room. I said he should hang himself by using an imaginary rope and so he did. Every day I saw him walking about after trying to take his own life, by using the imaginary rope. I was so happy that he was still alive and this is the greatness of the imaginary rope. If it was a real rope then he would have surely died. The imaginary rope allows him to still be alive after he attempts to take his own life in his room.

It’s not always perfect though and when a person was hanging by a cliff, I handed him an imaginary rope to grab hold of and as he did grab hold of the imaginary rope, he fell deep into the waters and died. The imaginary rope failed that day but I am grateful for all the good it had done through out the years. The other day a bunch of kidnappers tried kidnapping people by using an imaginary rope, but they failed and this is a reminder of the wonderful work of the imaginary rope.

Recently I have evolved from the imaginary rope and now have an imaginary knife, imaginary gun and other imaginary weapons. When I gave an imaginary gun to a school student to shoot at a school, the school was fine. When I gave an imaginary knife to a serial killer to stab people, people were fine. So many people that are still alive to these amazing imaginary things and I am so grateful. The imaginary rope will always be my most beloved and when someone tried strangling thier spouse through use of an imaginary rope, the strangled spouse survived with no harm. Such goodness in this world.