Employer: ████████ Gallery of the Arts

Hours: 9pm – 6am, Mon-Sat

INDUCTION MESSAGE FROM THE CURATOR (to be read to employee on first day):

Welcome newcomer!

Congratulations on your employment as Night Guard at ████████.

Your skills proved appropriate for the task at hand, and I have no doubt that you will rise to the challenge.

Please pay close attention to the rules as they are delivered to you. They will not be repeated.

1. Your allocated hours per week are fixed and non-negotiable.

2. Your patrol route is subject to change based on the night. Please study the map given to you at the beginning of each shift.

3. Uniform must be worn at all times. This makes you more identifiable to ████████.

4. Class 3 equipment assigned to your person is not to be used unless absolutely necessary.

5. Any and all attempts to contact other employees are prohibited. They do not wish to speak to you.

6. All entry to the fifth floor is prohibited except in times of  ████████.

7. You will not answer the phone.

8. Any artwork resembling you or individuals you are familiar with are indicators of paranoia/psychosis. We recommend you use your time off to get the recommended amount of sleep and/or self-medicate appropriately.

9. The museum is closed on Sundays. Do not attempt to contact the museum or your employer on Sundays.

10. Paintings will not turn their back unless provoked.

11. Lighting will not operate after midnight to conserve energy costs. Your flashlight will has been equipped with enough power to last for 6 hours, though please acknowledge not all ████████ are visible

12. Empty frames must be reported.

NOTE: Failure to comply with rules will result in immediate termination. We withhold the right to ████████████████████████████████████████ as per your provision of consent to Section 4a.

Best of luck newcomer!

The Curator