I went to KFC today and when I went inside I saw a particularly larger man of color. He saw me staring at him and he said “like what you see kitten”, and before I knew he slapped his ass cheeks and an explosion occurred. My life was flashing before my eyes, but yet I couldn’t see anything. The big booty black man was just too thick! Soon after I woke up, everywhere in my body hurt and I could barely see anything. I finally got enough strength to look around and the kfc was gone! The only thing I saw was the black man and his scrumptious, majestic, thick cheeks. He was about to leave but before he could I called out to him, “ can I spank your booty”. He looked and me and said “no”. I died on the spot ???