Milano has no sex, gender or race anymore and what a wonderful thing it is to be Milano. They don’t need to worry about such small things and all bathrooms are available and nothing is out of reach. When the police came round to my flat concerning the disappearance of Milano, they first stated milanos gender. I had to correct them and say that Milano doesn’t have a gender and the police officers looked confused. They were looking at each other not knowing how to move forward. I told them again that Milano doesn’t have a gender and the police officers went onto the next question.

Then when they went onto milanos race and ethnicity, I had to correct them again and tell them that Milano doesn’t have an ethnicity or race. The police officers were so confused and worried that they had caused offence. Newspapers hound on things like this and how dare these police try to confirm the race and gender of Milano. Milano had no race or ethnicity not any gender, Milano is of a higher breed and is an example to us all. Milano is something I stride to be myself but Milano is a mountain for someone like me.

The police officers were seriously confused and didn’t know what to do. Such stupid police officers all they want to do is batter someone to death. When they tried to say milanos sex orientation and I shouted back at them, that Milano has no sex orientation of any kind. The police officers were even more confused and looking for Milano was going to be even more difficult because what exactly is Milano? I hope they find Milano to be safe somewhere and the police officers didn’t want to be in my flat anymore and I could pay my next month’s rent by getting paid by passing my experiences with the police to the newspapers.

When the police finally left completely confused I started to smile. The question that they should have asked me about Milano was: what was milanos sex, gender or race before you killed him and dissolved him in acid? I mean ever since Milano became absolutely physically nothing he doesn’t have a race, gender or sex anymore because it all got dissolved in toxic acid. There is not a speck of him left not even an atom. Oh the police are going to have such a run around.