In life it’s only illegal if the police find out about it or catch it in the act. I am a police officer and I heard laughter coming from a child. The laughter was so loud that I could hear it from outside and laughter is illegal if the police hear it or find out about it, and so I slowly come out of the car, giving the child all the time in the world to laugh it all out. I can see the child’s parents trying their hardest to figure out what is making their child laugh. So I slowly walk up to their house giving them enough time to stop the child laughing before it becomes illegal when I step inside the house.

It’s only illegal if the police find out and I am the police and I am giving the parents a great long chance before it becomes illegal. I am walking so slowly and pretending to not hear the laughter and the parents trying their damn hardest to figure out what is making their child laugh. Then through the windows I see that it is not a child laughing but a small person and I mistook the person for a child and the two other adults as parents.

So I walk even slower because the second I walk through the door, the laughing becomes illegal. I walk slowly so that the person laughing can have moments of enjoyments and release of all tension, the person can have a moment of fun and free of boredom and misery. So I walk slowly as a kind gesture for the person to laugh as much as they can before I come and the laughing becomes illegal. The two non laughing adults cannot figure out why their adult small person friend is laughing? and they look so worried.

I feel like a bad individual even though I am police and it is my job to stomp out laughing, I am giving them a chance by walking very slowly. Then as the two adults failed to figure out why their small person friend is laughing, they start to scream in pain and their bodies start roasting like they are being cooked. They start forming boils on their bodies and their small person friend is still laughing. If they had just figured out why he was laughing, then it would have been fine.

I finally break the door down with two people already dead as they failed to figure out why the small adult person was laughing, now that I have entered the house, laughing is now illegal. I beat the laughing individual to death and there is no laughing anymore. Remember though it’s only illegal if the police find out about it so do drugs, kill, steal and whatever else. It’s all legal until the police find out.