Don’t tell me not to be nice you arseholes and the reason I want to be nice to people, is because I was taught to be nice by truly evil people. So I have to be nice to people now and I want to be nice, so stop telling me not to be nice to people. The first person who ever taught me to be nice was from the evil cannibal redarian and he was truly evil. He would eat people in front view of the public and out in busy places and he was a proud cannibal. So many people have been telling me to stop being nice to people but I told them to sod off and I started being nice to an old lady.

As I was being nice to an old lady she felt warm and cozy as if the cannibal redarian was hugging her, and then she was being eaten as I was being nice to her. The reason she was being eaten was because the origin of my niceness at the time came from a cannibal and anyone who experiences this type of niceness, they will soon start to be eaten. The old woman collapsed to the floor as she was nearly eaten alive and it felt good being nice.

People were telling me to stop being nice and that being nice doesn’t look good, but I told them all to get lost. At a party I was definitely being nice to people who clearly didn’t want me being nice and didn’t want me there. The type of niceness I was showing at this party was taught to me by welen koppling and he use to clean people’s mouths who always use to talk dirty and use lots of swear words. He would reach into peoples mouths and just take out the muck out of their mouths after years of talking in unclean ways. Sometime welen would clean to much and would take out their guts.

As I was being nice to people at this party and because that particular kind of niceness was taught to me by welen, people at the party who were wearing or using dirty unclean language, started to find dirt coming out of their mouths. Then their guts started to come out and it’s because I was being nice to them and I am always being told that nobody likes a nice guy but I can’t help it. People keep telling me to stop being nice and how being nice is not good.

I like being nice and I am going to a festival soon and I will be nice to the festival people which was taught to me by all the evil dictators and dark lords of the under world. I can’t to show the festival goers just how I nice I am.