I went to a newly opened theme park and what makes this theme park unique, is that all of the rides are human beings. Like the first ride I went on was on a piggy back on some guy, and he had me in a piggy back and he was running around really fast and it was really fun. As he had me in a piggy back he suddenly tore something in his knee and he fell to the ground in pain, and I asked him if he was ok but he gave no answer. He tried to stand back up and give me more piggy back rides but he couldn’t. Then the man started to be sucked into the ground and he tried to hold onto anything but he was a goner.

Then the next ride I went on was more of an activity and there were large people who were tied to the ground. People were jumping on them and they jumped really high and I joined in and it was really fun. I did try to see whether the people we were jumping on were in pain but they seemed to be fine. Then when I was jumping on a large person, his rib had cracked and he was in so much pain. I stopped jumping on him and he begged the theme park not to take him. The ground had sucked him under and the large screamed in fear and agony.

Then the next ride was similar to a piggy back one but this man actually flew threw the air and it was so much fun. He was going upside down and in all weird directions and I held on to him as tight as I could, and when I let go another flying man caught me and he was taking me in all directions through the air. Then the man who was giving me the flying experience, suddenly couldn’t hold me anymore and he was out of breath. When he landed with me safely on the ground, the theme park grabbed with tentacles coming of the ground and ripped him to shreds, only for another flying person to take over him.

The next attraction was entering the mouth of some large giant man and we went through this guys but and out the other end. It was tough and then one person but stuck in his gut and the theme park janitor had split open the giant guys belly and free the person from his gut. The giant man died painfully and then I had to call it a day, it was really fun.