I thought I was the best at crying like a bitch and I try my best to cry really well. When I was born my parents figured out that I was one of those people that when they cry, higher dimensional beings come to check up on me and figure out why I am crying, and then they try to solve what ever is making me cry and to stop it. It was hell rasing me because every time I cried higher dimensional beings would appear and try to kill my parents and they still managed to survive by fighting back with weapons. I turned spoiled by the time I got to high school.

I would cry for the smallest of reasons and higher dimensional beings would attack whoever or whatever was making me cry. Then I met hyuk, another boy whose cries could be heard from higher dimensional realms and we both tested at who cried better after school. We were both crying like bitches and then my higher dimensional beings came to help me as well as hyuks own dimensional beings. Unfortunately hyuks dimensional beings were stronger than mine as he just cried better, louder and with more sincerity. His higher dimensional beings beat up mine and even though I kept on crying for losing to hyuk, my now injured higher dimensional beings kept on fighting hyuks dimensional beings and they got killed.

I felt so alone and from then on whenever I cried, there were no higher dimensional beings to come to my aid as mine were all dead now. I had to learn to not cry for a while but I have been crying like a bitch all of my life and now I needed to learn not to cry. Then one day I recorded hyuk crying because somebody won’t give him their lunch money, and higher dimensional beings had beaten up the student who refused to give his lunch money to hyuk. Then as I pressed play on the record hyuks own higher dimensional beings appeared and I pointed at hyuk, and hyuks own dimensional beings had killed him.

Then I used hyuks recording of him crying like a bitch to control his higher dimensional beings and to do my own bidding, then when I finished high school, I met a guy called fasad. When fasad cried like a bitch powerful dimensional beings would form to stop whatever was making fasad cry. His higher dimensional beings were so much more powerful than mine and hyuks put together. Once again I secretly recorded fasad crying like a bitch when he was waiting in a long queue and his dimensional beings made sure he went to the front of the line. I replayed fasad crying and his dimensional beings killed him as I pointed at him, as I replayed him crying like a bitch.

I know have two recordings of two people crying like a bitch and their dimensional beings are controlled by me now.