I’m a barber and I only do haircuts on people that absolutely bald, and they cannot have one inch of hair on their head. I am unique in that way because I am the only barber that only does haircuts for bald people, no other barber does hair cuts for bald people. I get bald people from all walks of life and they love me as their main barber. Bald people are a gold mine for barbers and only I know what to do. I got another baldy come into barber shop and all he told me “the usual buddy” and I did his hair cut on his completely bald head and he was pleased.

I get people with head full of hair coming into my barber shop wanting a hair cut. I tell them that I only specialise in doing hair cuts for bald people and they argue, nag and complain non stop about wanting a hair cut from. I tell them to get bald from another barber and then they should come to me. These full hair headed people complain and nag at me again, I have to go a bit aggressive and tell them that I only deal with fully bald people.

I then get busy with my barber shop full of bald people and I giving them great work on their bald heads. My new employee can’t seem to handle these bald people. His excuse is that he can’t seem to understand how he is supposed to give full clean bald people a hair cut, when they have no hair. I told him to snap out of it and when I he tried giving a bald man a hair cut, he did it all wrong. My employee kept giving excuses how there is no hair on their heads to be able to give them any kind of hair cut.

I then kept shouting at him “are you a barber!” Over and over again to which my employee replied “yes” and then I told him that he should figure it out himself how to give bald people hair cuts. Then he started pretending giving a bald person a hair cut and I told him, he must be sincere. Giving bald people hair cuts is more complicated compared to people with full head of hair. I gave so many bald people haircuts that day and they loved what I did with it. My employee though still doesn’t know how to give bald people hair cuts and calls me insane and the bald people who come here, he calls them lunatics.