Ok I admit that I am the flusher. I like to go round toilets and just flush them because it just feels so good. The way the toilet flushes and the noise that it makes is absolutely amazing. I usually go to public toilets and just flush them loads of times even though I don’t need to use it. Being the flusher though does have its dark times and one time as I was flushing a public toilet, and it was the only one that was working, there was a queue of people waiting to use it. I knew that I should have stopped but I was enjoying myself too much.

One guy really needed to go but I was too busy just flushing the toilet and he then started pleading with me that he needed to go. Then the next thing that happened was that he collapsed to the floor as his bladder had burst and he was in serious pain. Then he was just on the floor completely unconscious and as others tried to see if he was ok, I just got out of there. Then the newspapers started writing about a mysterious person that goes round flushing toilets without needing to use one.

The newspapers said that the flusher is a hazard to the environment and is wasting water, as well as causing water bills to rise. I felt really bad about it now and I knew they were right. No body knew who the flusher was but everyone was talking about it. Then at work I couldn’t help it but have fun with the public toilets and I kept on doing until the cleaner started having a go at me for using the public toilets, instead of the staff toilets. She bollocked me for causing more work for her, but then I told her that I was just flushing the toilets. I told her that I was the flusher. She couldn’t believe it and she promised me that she wouldn’t tell anyone but a couple days later, the newspapers had my address and my profession. They had some photographs of me walking to places.

Then I knew that I had to get help and I did, and I stopped being the flusher for a couple of months. Then last week when I was at a friend’s house, I needed to use the toilet and when I started flushing the toilet, I couldn’t stop. My friend begged me to stop flushing the toilets as it would increase thier water bill and they are living from pay cheque to pay cheque.

I flushed thier toilets for two hours straight and they screamed at me when I got out. Next thing I found out is that my friend couldn’t pay his water bill which led to not being able to pay the mortgage, or the electric. He ended himself and his family.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am the flusher.