Secrets. We all have them. We all know someone else’s, even if they don’t know that we do. Sometimes a secret is so damning that you can’t tell anyone. Mary had secrets. Mary had secrets that would make the skin on your body start to crawl with horror. She couldn’t tell anyone, but she needed to tell someone. This is where Freddy comes into play. He was hunting one day when he saw a woman lying near the entrance to a forest. Freddy considered himself a good person, so he went to her. “Ma’am, ma’am, are you okay?” No response. She looked lifeless to Freddy, but when he tried to take her pulse she got up suddenly. Her sudden movement scared the shit out of Freddy. “Jesus Christ!” Freddy took a moment to catch his breath. “Ma’am, are you okay?” No response. Mary began walking into the woods. Freddy followed her. He couldn’t get any cell reception to call for help. About twenty meters in Mary suddenly spun around. “Thank you. Now I can finally share my secrets.”