CLASSIFIED!

[Test Subject # 144]

Name: Victoria Maxwell

Age: 32

Occupation: Prostitute

2:23 am: Test subject arrived at the lab, restrained to the bed with handcuffs, she appears to be in good health. Subject is still sedated.

2:40 am: Subject is finally awake. She has begun screaming, and is fiercly fighting against her restraints. Her face appears both, confused, and afraid.

2:53 am: Subject calmed down enough for me to explain the situation to her. I calmly told her about the aims of my research–my life's work! I told her of my intention to turn her into a plant. Subject then began to scream even louder than before.

3:21 am: The big pot has finally arrived, about bloody time too! It is packed with the finest soil, to make her flourish, as she absorbs the nutrients. Her roots will grow deep, and they will grow strong!

3:38 am: Subject is ready for preparation.

3:47 am: Preparation is now beginning. Subject has been sedated.

4:11 am: Subject wasn't given enough drugs. Her eyes opened widely, as her head, and spinal cord were removed from her body. Surgery was a success, spinal cord remains intact. Subject is suitable for planting.

4:56 am: Subjects spinal cord was placed deeply into the soil in the pot. I swear she winked at me, as I packed the soil tightly around her head. Planting was a success. Will return to check progress in one month. Subject will remain in a secure enclosure until it has bloomed.

One Month Later

I have arrived to work feeling both excited, and anxious. I enter the subjects holding cell, and before my eyes lay a beautiful creature. One not of god's design, but of my own. Is it wise for a mortal man to think about entering into godhood?

I do feel like a god!

Subject has grown very tall, as I had expected. The spine has completely spread it's roots through the soil. I think we might need a bigger pot! Her head is beginning to show signs of blooming, as the petals are beginning to grow out from her eyes, in an array of beautiful colours.

Subjects head has split itself into three. Two eyes, and one nose. Subject is alert to my presence. One of the eyes hovers in front of me, attached to a long snake-like branch. Then the other eye darted to my position. Followed by the nose, audibly sniffing the air around me.

Subject appears distressed. Subject is flailing around wildly, and emitting an awful paralysing screech. Subject has blocked the entrance. It appears the subject can now grow itself at will. I need help!

Oh no! It's wrapping itself around me. Can someone fucking help me! No! Please! I'm sorry ok, it was for science! Please don't ki—

[Test Subject #144] (Success!)

Military funding has been approved.