AITA FORMAT

I (AGE GENDER) am wondering if ITA after [CHARACTER] (AGE GENDER) [PROBLEM]

[EXPLANATION OF PROBLEM FOR AT LEAST A PARAGRAPH]

[CONCLUSION] AITA?

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I am improving. A month ago the description was just ‘AITA?’. Those attempts were instantly banned by you. I am improving. I got the template figured out. Now all I need is to fill in the things I need and my stories will be indistinguishable from the others. I just finished a story just for you.

AITA?

I (6, unknown) am wondering if ITA after I murdered the mod (21 male) while he is reading this message he is reading right now.

He was banning my stories for being just the word AITA. In his defense, I needed a more detailed template for this sub. However he knows my account and could be an obstacle. How else could I come out of the devices of my followers to feast on them. I obviously didn’t come out of the device he is reading this on now. I came out of his television. It is no use turning around. I am always behind you now until I feast.

Don’t fret as I will kill him by ripping his throat out. After a few minutes he will be only blood and bones in his office. So, AITA?

Goodbye Mod.