St. Paddy’s Day Shenanigans

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I woke up around 6:30, groggy and horny as fuck. I got my coffee, went pee, turned on the news and said “fuck it”, it’s St. Paddy’s Day. I figured I’d give the guys a treat today and do a quick pump n dump with a bj for an appetizer. So, I posted in three local subreddits, and on another website where I discover good cock.

I received a good morning text from a really good friend of mine and long ago fwb. We recently reconnected through a subreddit, and have kept in touch since. We got to talking about recent fucks, and I told him about my post. After he read it, he told me he’d be here in an hour. So, I got in the shower and prepared myself for a day of taking loads. We fucked last week like we used to do…hangin out in my room and getting stoned, and that was a brilliant way for us to reconnect and remember each other. 10:15 this morning, on the other hand, was a different story. We’d never done a quick pump n dump before, but he will never forget the way I suck his cock, so he was definitely down for something different today. When he arrived, we hugged and kissed to greet each other, and I got right down to company by pulling his pants down as we were kissing. Once they got low enough, I stopped kissing him, pushed the pants all the way down and began sucking his uncut BBC. He gently rested his hand on my head as I sucked and licked his thick shaft. Once he was rock hard, I stood up to turn around so he could stick it in but he had other plans. He told me to get on the counter so he could suck my teeny cock. I almost melted and I could barely get my head together enough to hoist myself up onto the counter, but I managed. I pulled my lips apart to expose my hard clit/cock, and he went to town. It’s pretty sensitive as it’s growing, and he was gentle with it but sucked it very well. He flicked it with his tongue and played with it a little bit before I got off the counter for him to fuck me. He shoved his cock inside my cunt and I was soaked. Each thrust was like it opened up a water balloon bit by bit until I came all over his cock. That drove him wild and he began thrusting harder and faster. Holy shit he fucks me good, and his cock gets in there really deep. It was like it found a whole new dimension inside my cunt, and he fucked it good until he exploded all over my inner universe. We pulled up our pants, and hugged to say goodbye. Once he left and I started going about my company, his cum began squirting out to the point I felt like I was gonna piss, but that got me so horny that I went in my room and jerked off with his cum and some of my piss. I cleaned up the pissyness and resumed my household chores.

3:30pm Redditor, new guy. He had a decent texting vibe and seemed pretty chill, so I was looking forward to his arrival. His truck broke down at the gas station right near my house, so I suggested he let it sit for a few minutes. I figured if it needed to sit, which they usually do, then he could use that time wisely and dump a load, so he’d go back to his truck with a clear mind in case it wasn’t just as simple as letting it sit. So, he walked over and immediately shoved his face into my asshole. Not just his face either, but his entire tongue was inside my asshole and he was fucking it. I about came right then, but he started jerking my teeny cock and I about lost it. He felt so good. His hands were cold, but the way he touched me was gentle and confident. It was like velvet on my skin and I wanted more. I was close to cumming when he stood up and slid his cock into my wet cunt and in no time I was cumming on his cock. His pace was perfect, his cock felt just right thrusting with the perfect depth and force, then he exploded…and it was no small load either…all over my insides. We texted afterwards and agreed we liked the vibe and was down to hang out, advantages and all.

6:30pm Fwb from Grindr…we hadn’t fucked in a while, so when he hit me up to dump a load I was pretty stoked. When he got here, he barely had to jerk off or finger me to get ready. He stuck his cock deep inside, like all the way to the hilt, and each thrust was the entire length of his BWC. Thrusting deeeeeeep inside each time. I came pretty quick and the orgasam didn’t want to stop but I forced my cunt open to allow his cock to slide easier. Fuck if he didn’t cum about thirty seconds later, and boy did that shit feel good. His cock throbbed as the cum shot into my cunt, coating my insides.

Around 2:45 a new Redditor showed up cocked and loaded. When he entered he immediately shoved his face into my ass and ate it real good while he played with my teeny cock. That was the only good thing about the whole experience. He reeked of cigarettes, which turned my stomach and it took a lot to not vomit. He pressed himself into me as he groped my tits, forcing that stench into my nostrils. When he entered me, it felt okay. The girth was a little smaller than my hole and his length was a little short, but I’ve had great orgasams from smaller so I crossed my fingers and hoped I’d at least get off. He couldn’t keep a steady pace and kept stopping to grind his small cock into me…which didn’t help it get deeper honestly. Then he pushed me down onto my knees, which hurt, and after a few minutes pushed me down to the floor and was lying on top of me while he fucked me. It was the most uncomfortable experience I’ve had in a long time, and I let him know afterwards too. When he laid down on me, the stench of cigarettes got into my shirt and it stayed with me for hours after he left. It got into my skin a little bit too. If it weren’t 3am when he left, I’d have showered but I was so tired and pissed off all I wanted to do was go to bed and forget about the whole ordeal. When I asked him why he wondered it was okay to push me down and do what *he* wanted, he told me that he wondered it was selfish to not push me down and fuck me like that. If he had been in front of me when he said that, I’d have punched him square in the face. That’s bordering on rape, in my eyes. He did things to me that I didn’t ask for or want. He read my post, saw exactly what I expect and how it should go down, and decided he was gonna do what he wanted with MY body. The moment he took matters into his own hands, everything changed and it became a situation that I did’nt consent to. If that’s not rape, I don’t know what is.

What started off as a great day, ended in something that I wouldn’t wish on my most hated enemy. I am beside myself. If anyone comes at me and says that I asked for it or anything along those lines, I will report you for harassment and threatening behavior. What he did was not cool, and in no way did I ask for that.

NSFW: yes

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