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I sat at a table lightly drinking my ONE beer as I watched a feminine form stomp into the brewery look around looking ***extremely*** irritated before settling her fiery eyes on me and stomping her way up to me.

When she was about five feet from me she spoke clearly not screaming but a fair amount of **heat** in her voice, “YOU’RE AN ASS!!!”

I rose my eyebrow but still spoke without any malice in my voice, “Well hello to you too.”

She walked up to the table as eyes were now watching us with her little outburst as she continued, “You could have told me WHICH ‘*brewery*’ you were going to be at!”

I shrugged as I spoke, “I figured you would *know* which brewery I meant.”

Sam leaned forward, “And HOW in the FUCK would I know that when there’s eight of the fuckers!”

I blinked at the realization of exactly how many ‘*breweries*’ were in our fair city before shrugging, “Well *if* you were around you would have **known** which brewery I meant.”

I could see Sam was ready to reach over the table and strangle me.

I mean I could have *slowly* drove my car letting Sam follow me to the brewery but instead I whipped off in my much newer and lower car as I took the turns at speeds that would have flipped her jalopy of a van over as I essentially left her in the dust.

Plus I could have been nice and actually **answered** my phone as she had called….more than once.

But like I said I needed to think….without her near me muddling up my thoughts with her feminine charm clouding my judgement. And her being away long enough to actually think I had made some *decisions*.

My **FIRST** decision was IF Sam was gonna continue being around me I needed to approach her AND our relationship with kid gloves. I needed to remain firm with her that WE aren’t together anymore as I try to withstand her feminine charms.

My **SECOND** decision was IF Sam was trying to resolve our relationship I needed to be firm with her about where we stand.

And **THIRD** if she was truly serious about starting a new chapter I needed her to GET on that chapter as quickly as efficient.

I kicked the chair pushing it out and grunted, “Shut up, sit down and order some food. You’re making a **scene**.”

Sam looked around and realized HOW many eyes were watching her before she looked at me and lowly growled, “What makes you **think** I care if I make a scene or not?”

I rose my eyebrow at her, “You want to talk?”

She nodded.

I continued, “And you want me to listen?”

She looked at me and nodded.

I grunted, “Then sit down. Don’t make a scene and I’ll agree to talking AND listening.”

She squinted at me knowing full well how hard headed I can be as she sighed and followed my suggestions of sitting down.

She leaned over, “But if you DON’T listen I WILL make a scene.”

I rose my eyebrow, “And **I** can give these nice people a show by BENDING you over my knee and spanking you,” I leaned forward, “wig and all!”

Sam immediately blushed before hissing out, “ASS!!!”

Before she smiled almost widely and quickly wiping it away as she pulled up the menu, “So is there anything good here?”

I grunted as I tipped my beer, “Mostly everything is good. Just depends on YOUR taste.”

Sam looked at me, “Come on Kev you know me.”

I rolled my eyes before answering, “The BLT you’ll enjoy they don’t skimp on the bacon plus the bacon infused habanero spread really helps kick it up a notch.”

Sam looked at me, “That sounds spicy.”

I grunted as I held up my beer, “Which is where this delectable concoction comes into play. Drink enough of these and the heat goes away.”

Sam squinted at me, “Sounds like a recipe to get drunk.”

I smiled, “On good lagers and stouts. You damn skippy it is.”

Sam rolled her eyes but still smiled at me as she waved a waiter over.

The poor lad that quickly came over to take Sam’s order seemed to have recognized Sam by her voice as he began looking Sam up and down but couldn’t make the connect to her and her persona online.

Sam ordered the BLT like I suggested but went with the regular mayo opting to not have her asshole set ablaze by the fiery concoction and asked the lad for extra bacon and asked for the bacon to be ‘extra extra extra’ crispy and finished off her order with a wine spritzer.

After the waiter left I smiled and spoke, “Geez Sam with that many extras they might ‘burn’ your bacon.”

Sam rolled her eyes at my opinion as she lightly looked around, “So *why* did you come to this place anyways?”

I held up my beer realizing it was now empty and *if* we were gonna have a talk I realized I needed a little bit more liquid courage for this.

I held up hand getting the same waiter’s attention as I pointed to my empty beer causing him to nod and give me a thumbs up before I addressed Sam, “Well honestly they have *better* micro brews,” I smiled, “all of which are Josh’s.”

I looked around, “Plus it’s kind of a second home.”

Then I looked at her, “And I kinda needed some alone time to think over….well US.”

Sam rose her eyebrow at me, “Oh?”

I nodded, “Yeah. All this has been happening..”

Sam smiled, “It’s been great hasn’t it?”

I sighed, “That’s just it it has BUT you and me aren’t together anymore Sam. We haven’t been together in nearly eight years.”

Sam looked at me as she leaned forward putting her hand on mine, “Another reason I came back was to rekindle that between us babe.”

I looked at her then at the hand feeling like I should pull my hand away but spoke, “That’s just it I don’t *think* it CAN be rekindled.”

She leaned back and eyed me, “Then what was it we *were* doing?”

I looked at her, “Honestly?? Hate Fucking,” I shrugged, “At least on my end.”

She smirked, “I got that when you were railing me against the wall,” she leaned forward and put her hand on mine, “But I also felt *Love* in there.”

*From you maybe as I was certain all my emotions were hate and pain*

I looked at her not voicing my thoughts before I continued, “Which is WHY I needed to come here and think because apparently when I tried to kick you out of my room you somehow turned it into sex.”

Sam smirked confidently, “Yeah with you it’s easy to do that.”

I pouted my lips out as I breathed in heavily before slowly exhaling trying to not get pissed at that statement, “And trying to manipulate me into forgetting our past.”

Sam smiled innocently as she leaned forward putting her hand on mine, “I would NEVER do that Kev.”

I looked at her and flatly grunted, “Uh huh!” I pointed to her shirt, “Just like you’re trying to not guide me down your shirt.”

She looked down and back up at me slightly smiling, “If it helps.”

I pulled my hand away, “See that’s what I’m getting at. Manipulating me with your body.”

Sam lightly chuckled, “Ok caught me. BUT I want you back Kev. That’s the truth.”

She leaned forward and tugged at her shirt, “Even IF you’re more of a dick now compared to when we were together. But you know what? I like that too.”

i blinked at her, “So you like me being an asshole to you?”

Just then the waiter showed up with food for Sam and a beer for her as he set both down in front of her. He also put another pint in front of me.

He spoke, “Is there anything else I can do.”

I grunted a *No* as Sam smiled at the lad and spoke ‘*No thanks sweetie*’

The waiter nodded and walked away.

I picked up my pint and took a sip instantly groaning at the taste as it was amazing.

Sam looked at me quizzically as she picked up her beer and took a small sip before smacking her lips then taking another sip and smacking again before putting it down and speaking, “I see WHY you like this place that’s a good micro.”

I pushed my stout to her, “If you think that spritzer is good you should try this.”

Sam looked at me, “Thought we were fighting?”

I smiled, “Just try the stout.”

She rolled her eyes but picked up my stout and repeated the process as she took a sip as she quickly rolled her eyes and puckered her face and putting the glass down, “Blah! That’s strong!”

I smiled, ‘But it has good flavor notes doesn’t it?”

She lightly grimaced, “If you say so. Still too heavy.”

As she grabbed her BLT, taking a fat bite of it as she groaned at the taste and somehow made a ‘*Oh yeah!*’ come out from her mouthful before loudly chewing as her crispy bacon cracked loudly as she couldn’t close her mouth.

After a couple of bites Sam spoke, “Remind me where were we?”

I smirked, “That I’m an asshole.”

She smiled, “Oh yeah. Well honestly Kev when we were in relationship you were NEVER an asshole to me though there were PLENTY of times I should have been chewed out or we should have fought but we never did. At the time I just thought it was sweet and I took advantage of you too many times.”

She chuckled, “Actually looking back I took advantage of it a lot.”

I blinked as I looked back at our time and didn’t really see ONE time she was talking about as I was now confused.

She looked at me, “What I’m saying is now you’re more likely to call me out on my bullshit and actually be an asshole to me and oddly enough that turns me ON.”

She shrugged, “Whether it’s a new kink in my personality now is to be seen.”

I looked at her, “Just like you NEW kink is me telling you that I’ll spank you in front of your audience?”

She smiled at me wickedly, “Don’t tease a girl of a good time.”

I rolled my eyes, “Any…ways.”

Sam took another bite before speaking, “So you will give US a chance again?”

I picked up my pint and winked at her, “How about we get to know each other again. Then we’ll go from there.”

She looked at me and smiled, “I can handle that.”

I looked at her and smiled as I quickly pounded my beer, “And now if you shall excuse me I need to take a leak.”

Sam smiled, “Ok Kev. Hurry right back.”

I looked at her with a smile, “Uh huh.”

I got up and walked to the waiter, “IttyBittyPerkyDoll will close out my tab.”

The waiter blinked as his mouth dropped open and looked at Sam as he softly spoke, “That’s WHY she sounded so familiar!” before he looked at me, “You’re a lucky man mister.”

I smiled at the boy as I spoke, “Nope but I’m about to make her PISSED.”

The kid blinked at me confused as I smiled and walked out the door laughing that I left Sam the bill.

I walked out of the brewery, hopped into my car, and sped away laughing that I left Sam the bill.

NSFW: yes

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