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Last week proved to be winter’s last hurrah dumping close to another three feet of snow. It’s been a nightmare and taken a enormous emotional toll on me, triggering my seasonal depression. During the worst days, it was either a holiday, or work was cancelled, which meant I had some time to play and come up with distractions. One of my favourite methods to distract myself is making makeshift sybians. Now as an actual sybian owner, I get a decent amount of use out of it, but I can not be bothered to move it around to different floors of the house, which is why makeshift sybians are fun.

The first one I started with is a classic that helped pass the time while waiting for my laundry to finish. Opting for an ejaculating suction dildo, with some bad dragon cum lube for some added fun. I threw my laundry in, stripping down everything before starting the machine and then finished last-minute things while it was in the wash. Once I moved it to the dryer, though, was when the real fun began. Setting it for a mixed load, and suctioning my dildo to the top, I climbed on top and took it for a ride. It’s definitely not my first time doing this, but fuck does it feel good having all nine inches inside me while I vibrate back and forth for close to an hour.

I got close to four orgasms on the dryer and only stopped since I ran out of cum lube in the dildo’s plunger. The first orgasm took about twenty minutes once the dryer started, but the next two were quick to follow once the first was out of the way. The entire time there was minimal spillage of the cum lube, and I was moaning like a mad woman while acting like a depraved slut. I also face timed my Hubby the entire time, which made his day a little more exciting. However once everything was done and I dismounted, I did my best to cover my pussy to reduce the spillage until I was in the shower, but it was a long run up a few flights of stairs. The immediate dismount from the toy left a puddle on the dryer, then hopping off the dryer resulted in some of the cum lube dripping down the dryer door, then there was the occasional drip on my way up the stairs. All in all, it resulted in quite a messy cleanup. Still, it was fun, but I wasn’t done there.

With the snow came the cold air as well as the fog. Meaning I had a potential elusive veil that I could exploit. Originally thinking, I’d just get naked in front of a window for this next makeshift toy, but another idea came to mind that instantly made me far wetter. Having shovelled the sidewalks various times and having a mild love for ice play, I went above and beyond taking this next makeshift toy outside to our shed. Crucial to note our shed is in no way insulated, so it’s pretty chilly, and it was -20 celsius all week. Thankfully we have some camping chairs inside, which came in handy.

Going outside in just an oversized winter jacket that goes down to my knees, my white knee-high socks, and some easy-to-slip-off shoes. I got to the shed quickly while still hidden by the snow veil. Unfolding a camping chair I stripped off my jacket and took off my boots, then got in position on the chair in front of the open shed door. Now it’s unlikely someone would be able to see me, but I did get a decent adrenaline rush from doing this. The cold air instantly made my nips erect and made my glass-beaded dildo quite cold, and to finish it off, I brought a wireless wand with me that I prayed wouldn’t immediately die. With everything good to go, I put my feet up on the chair, put all the increasing in size beads of the dildo inside me, then turned on my wand on full blast and put it against the base of the toy which turned my glass toy into a very effective vibrator.

It felt like I was out there for a while with all the adrenaline racing through me, but it was only like fifteen minutes at most. I had had the dryer orgasms a couple of hours prior, so I was already quite sensitive. Thankfully the first orgasm didn’t take very long and was enough to warm up my body. However, during the second orgasm’s buildup, the wind switched directions and started blowing at me, and on the opposite side of the spectrum of hot wax, the cold snow melted on my skin and teased all my sensitive bits, providing me with an erotic definition of hot n’ cold.

It wasn’t until the last orgasm though that made me erupt. I fought every nerve begging to cum as I raised my feet higher in the air, as my knee highs caught a lot of snow. I pulled out my glass toy, which was quite a bit warmer and sucked all my naughtiness off the toy, then held my wand against my clit. I would’ve been screaming my moans if it wasn’t for the glass toy, but it worked as a sufficient gag. Then it happened.

Unable to fight my lust, I was practically deepthroating the first bead of the glass toy as my wand buzzed my clit, making me squirt like a fountain. Any snow on the ground was mostly melted by the warmth of my gushing. Two intense bursts sprayed out of me and nearly made my eyes roll into the back of my head as it happened. Retreating into a cumdrunken little ball on the camping chair immediately after, only the wetness on the chair was freezing my body and forced me to slip my boots back on, followed by my jacket, but I didn’t bother zipping it up.

I rushed to lock everything back up and hurried back inside while all my naughty bits were on display so any of our neighbours passing by would’ve gotten a front-row seat to my full frontal show. My thighs were also soaked and got quite cold while I traversed such a short distance.

Once inside, I was relieved, as I dropped my clothes at the door, then hurried to the shower, cranking up the hot water making it very steamy. That’s when I realized how cold I was since I fingered myself a bit, and even my inner wetness was cold. Thankfully this weekend, it’s finally warm again, and the snow can begin melting for the third and hopefully final time. Also after the shower, I did take a spin on my actual Sybian, which only lasted for one orgasm, before I curled up and had a very relaxing nap that may have involved a very vivid sex dream with a prominent Australian celebrity.

NSFW: yes

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