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I discover I’m rather enjoying the candid nature of telling stories to redditors in my DMs and then posting them vs my ordinary erotica… so here’s another off the cuff.

So my sister was having this party out at her place one night out and I had work so I ended up showing up just as the party is kicking off. I haven’t even had a drink yet when my sister drags me into her room. And there is chick… blonde, slight, very pretty, in tiny jean shorts and a tank top, sitting cross-legged on the floor with a trashcan in her lap. My sister says that she is wasted and because I’m sober I need to get her home. Fine, whatever. I pick this slip of a girl up and carry her out to my truck. She’s like nuzzled into my chest telling me I smell good and shit and as I am leaning over her to buckle her seatbelt she starts licking my neck. I tell her to cut it out, close the door and walk over to the drivers side. As I climb behind the wheel I see this girl has taken her shirt off. I ask what she’s doing and shes like, its hot. And proceeds to take her bra off as well. So now this chick is topless in my truck and sloppy drunk. Great.
So I get her to put her shirt back on and sart driving this girl home. But she leans across the consol and is touching my leg and touching my arm, leaning on my shoulder… and I’m trying to behave and be respectful and responsible cuz she’s fucking wasted, right…
Except apparently she isn’t. Basically once we get out of my sister’s neighborhood she ubruptly sits up and says, you know I’m not really drunk right? I had like half a beer. I threw up cuz natty lite tastes like piss, and none of the guys were interested so she overplayed the drunk so se could leave. Which gave me a pretty good laugh.
Point is, she wasn’t trashed, and she was into my whole weird mix of farm boy, punk rock and ren faire. And the fact that I was “being good” made her wanna “do bad things”
So….
We pulled off next to a bunch of mailboxes on the side of this rural small town back road and begin making out.
Her bra is still on the floorboards but I begin feeling her up through her shirt. I flip the console up and scoot over so she can straddle me. She’s sucking on my neck and shit while I’m pawing at her ass and basically dry humping her. I can feel how wet and hot she is through her little jean shorts and I’m rock hard so.. I push her off of me and kick the door open, I bend her over the seat and pull down her shorts and honestly, I didn’t even think about a condom. I just slipped my dick in her bald little pussy and started fucking her like she was an object. She’s basically shrieking and screaming into the seat of my truck and I’m way to hyped up to try and make this last. So I’m starting to seriously get close when suddenly headlights appear out on the road. We had passed a few cars that night, but it had been pretty quiet since we had pulled over. The few cars we had seen had blown right past us.
But this car is slowing down…
I’m still fucking the hot little blonde for all i’m worth, and I realize we are about to get caught and that tips me over the edge and I before I can think to stop or pull out or anything I just cum inside her.
Which is when the car lights up like the Forth of July with the red and blue lights of the Sheriff’s department.
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Oh fuck…
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But hey its cool, we’re both adults and she’s not actually drunk so, we can probably talk our way out of this…
And as I’m sitting there thinking how we’re going to talk our way out of this she says: “Shit! I hope that’s not my dad!”
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Oh Fuck.
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So now I’m scrambling to put myself and her back together with her bra somewhere on my floor board and my cum dripping down her leg as this Deputy pulls up and hits us with the spot light. The passenger window rolls down and a male voice inside calls out her name…
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Oh Fuck!
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But she calls out a guy’s name and definitely did not say Daddy, and she walks around the car and leans against the squad car, chatting this guy up and by the time I come around the front of my truck the deputy asks if we needed any help.
She waves him off and says that if he doesn’t mention that he saw her to her daddy she would really appreciate it.
And then the deputy basically rolls off and we get back in my truck and begin to pull out onto the road. And I say something along the lines of “you didn’t tell me your dad was a deputy.”
And she says, “He’s not. Daddy’s the sheriff…”

NSFW: yes

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