[ad_1]

Omg. Diary. The fucking WILDEST thing happened today.
I’ve been working on clearing out the floor above me. Systematically, you know. I got to this apartment of some basic bitch, and it was like ‘aw fuck more smoothie powder’. You could tell cause she had that whole LIVE LAUGH LOVE aesthetic and dead plants everywhere. Pictures of her with a hiking bag and bouncy curls, you know the type. SO many bridesmaid photos with other smiling girls who looked just like her. No shit she had a giant OM symbol hanging over her sofa. Appropriation much?? Gross. The kitchen was a bit of a bust, though I did discover some good peanut butter and honey. But the real prize was in the bedroom.
I can’t even explain how I felt. When I went in I heard some moaning so I knew something was probably there. (I wasn’t the only one too fucking lazy to get out of bed for a fire alarm. I’d rather burn to death than leave my bed.) I figured it was basic bitch but no.
There was a NAKED DUDE tied to her bed. (I guess basic bitch wasn’t so basic.)
I haven’t gotten this far by being stupid so first I checked the rest of the apartment. There was nobody else in the place. I guess BB left her dude and ran outside?? Which is ICE COLD but also pretty funny. Then I barricaded the front door (can’t be too careful).

The dude was a zombie, duh. He didn’t have any obvious wounds on him, and actually he looked really fucking great for being a zombie. he wasn’t bleeding or gross or even smelly. Honestly, he was hot as fuck, maybe 25 or so. OR maybe I just haven’t seen a dude in a long time and anything would look good? Haha.
But here’s the thing – he was ROCK hard.
It was like in a movie, like I heard angels singing and a light shone down from heaven. This dude was 8 or 9 inches and THICK. Honestly I might have started drooling. I resisted the urge to lick it (ew) but I did touch it. It was hard and veiny and so warm.
I could have cried.
It looked like a sex thing gone awry. There were clothes on the floor and massage oils still out, and the dude was tied pretty securely to the bed by his wrists on either side of the headboard and his feet to the legs of the bed. Spread eagle, with a towel under his ass. (Clever!)
Of course, the minute this dude sees (smells?) me he starts moaning and rwrithing. The first thing I did was check the restraints which seems to be in really good shape. (BB didn’t fuck around, I guess she was a Girl Scout.) Just to be sure I found some scarves (of COURSE BB had like 30 of them neatly hung up in her closet) and I tied a bunch of them on as well. I used a wooden spoon from the kitchen to shove the dudes boxer briefs into his mouth and tied a couple of scarves around his head. THAT was nerve wracking but it helped cut down the moaning and it’s not like he was at risk of suffocating. I put a pillow over his face and tied that on top so now there was NO WAY he was going to bite me. It didn’t seem to slow him down at all, he was still writhing. But at least no other zombies were going to hear him.
I triple checked everything was secure. Hardest thing I’ve ever done, cause by now my pussy was DRIPPING. i was so fucking horny. Safety first though, that’s what got me here.

Then. It was finally time.
I played with it. Remarkably, I guess he could still feel it?? Cause when I wrapped my hand around the shaft it twitched and I felt his hips thrust into me. When I touched the head with my fingertip he huffed and strained towards me. I was having so much fun. It was even more fun than when I found that hungry hungry hippos game.
Bb still had lube and condoms on night stand (THREE condoms! How ambitious) so I used some of that to lube him up. Then I just spent some time touching it, who knew I would ever miss hand jobs?
His balls were a bit of a let down. They were kinda shriveled up and sad, but I played with them anyway. A sharp tug got a F weird noise out of the guy, and it was fun to feel them in my hand and squeeze them.
I couldn’t have held off if I wanted to. I slipped a condom on (pinch the tip! Roll it on!) and I got naked. Then I straddled him and got to work.
I didn’t need any foreplay. Honestly I think I came just from sliding down onto it. It was hot, more hot than a human body usually is, and I swear it felt like it was throbbing.
The first time I went fast. I was crying it felt so good. I came over and over, riding that dude like a rodeo queen. The second time I went slower, playing with my clit and trying out different positions. I squeezed my tits together and bounced on him not giving a fuck that I probably looked unhinged and a regular dude would have found it painful. but my dude didn’t complain once.
I have a rule, I don’t stay out of my apartment after dark. I had allotted 4 hours to exploration today and my time was almost up. I was loathe to leave but rules are rules! Before I went I used some of my precious water to clean him up, home boy was SOAKED with my juices. It was a pretty tender moment actually and I really relished using BB’s nice fluffy towels to clean up his dick. She would have been outraged.

And I took the pillow off his face even though I didn’t have to, cause honestly I felt kinda bad and we’d had such a good time. He seemed ok, and kinda quiet. He’d stopped moaning and thrusting and seemed almost.. exhausted? But he was ok.

Man. I can’t wait to come back tomorrow. .

NSFW: yes

[ad_2]