Interviewer: Welcome to our show, Miss Emma Watson. Let’s begin off by talking about the program that you started, which involves recycling your own feces and urine into food for the underprivileged society. That’s very noble of you. Can you tell us briefly what your program is about?

Emma Watson: Absolutely. The program I started is called ‘The Emma Watson Feces and Urine Recycling Program’. The program is basically about collecting my own feces and urine and using the nutrients inside them to make food and beverages that can be used to feed the underprivileged. My feces and urine are collected in separate tanks and then taken to a warehouse. From there, they can be processed into different types of foods and beverages. Nothing is added or removed from them, so the food is completely natural.

Interviewer: That’s amazing! Can you tell us more about how the process works?

Emma Watson: Sure. After the feces and urine are collected and taken to the warehouse, they are then left to rot for a few months. After this, the materials are taken to the factory where they are processed in different methods. For example, my feces can be used to make candies, lollipops, biscuits, cakes and even curries. My urine is also pure and is not filtered out. It is used to make beverages, sodas, juices, alcohol and more. The gas from all of my poo and pee and farts is also collected separately and is not filtered either. This gas is put into oxygen tanks and used to help people who suffer from breathing diseases.

Interviewer: That’s truly incredible. What inspired you to begin this program?

Emma Watson: Well, I was inspired to begin this program out of a sense of responsibility. I felt that I had a moral obligation to do something to help those in need. I wanted to use my own resources, my own feces and urine, to build something that could help people who are struggling. That’s why I started this program, and I’m really proud of it.

Interviewer: That’s great to hear. Now, I have to ask, have you ever tried the food or beverages made from your feces and urine?

Emma Watson: (laughs) Yes, I have. I think it’s essential for me to try it before I offer it to others, and I have to say, it’s not as bad as it sounds. The food and beverages taste just like any other food or beverage, and honestly, I feel it tastes even better.

Interviewer: Really? You think I could have a sample?

Emma Watson: Of course! Just a sec.

Emma stands up and pulls up the tight white minidress she’s wearing, slowly revealing her bare crotch and butt. She asks the interviewer to reach out his hand and cup his palms together. Once he does so, she gets on the table and squats, positioning her butthole just above his palms. Applying a little pressure, Emma smiles as she hears the crackling sound of her poop slowly emerging out of her anus. The interviwer is stunned, still clasping his palms together as her feces fall onto his palms slowly, looking like a Chocolate-Soft-Serve Ice Cream.

As the interviewer stares in shock at the pile in his palms, Emma reaches over to grab a spoon from the table and begins to scoop up a small portion of the warm poop. She urges him to try it, insisting that it’s delicious. With a mixture of hesitation and curiosity, the interviewer brings the spoon to his mouth and takes a bite.

To his surprise, the flavor explodes in his mouth like a blend of sweet and salty notes. Emma giggles as she watches the interviewer’s face light up in amazement. “See? I told you it was good,” she says, taking another spoonful for herself. She sits back down on her seat, not pulling her dress back down.

The two continue to snack on the unconventional “treat” as Emma explains how the program has helped provide food and beverages for countless people in need. She continues to talk as she feeds him spoonfuls, taking a few spoonfuls herself. Despite the taboo surrounding the idea, Emma hopes that others will be inspired to discover creative methods to help those less fortunate.

Emma Watson (burps): Wow, I’m sorry!

Interviewer: Don’t be! That was delicious indeed. Could I have some of this pure urine of yours too?

Emma Watson: Definitely! Could you kneel down here for a sec?

The interviewer does so, and Emma stands up again, with her minidress still up.

Emma Watson: Open your mouth, please.

The interviewer does so, and Emma positions her bushy crotch exactly on his mouth. She closes her eyes, and her warm, yellow urine starts to trickle into the interviewer’s mouth.

The interviewer gulps it down as soon as it comes into contact with his tongue. Emma Watson smiles as she watches the interviewer gulp down her warm urine. It goes down easily and he seems to enjoy it. She imagines that he must be feeling incredible. She continues to urinate straight into his mouth for a few more seconds and then stops.

Emma Watson: That’s enough for now, I think.

The interviwer looks up at her, his mouth full of her urine, which is running down his mouth and onto his shirt. He gulps it down and speaks:

Interviwer: That tasted amazing! I want more!

Emma Watson: (laughs) Sure! Here, let me lift up this dress of mine a little more and you can finish drinking all of my piss.

She grins as the interviewer kneels in front of her, bringing her minidress all the way up to her waist. Her beautifully shaped bush is in a perfect position right above his mouth.

Emma Watson: Don’t waste any time, don’t be shy. Drink this wonderful piss. It’s all yours.

The interviewer gulps it down hungrily, swishing it in his mouth before swallowing. He opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue to show his distaste for the empty feeling in his mouth.

Emma Watson: You really liked that, didn’t you?

Interviewer: (burps) Mhm. It was delicious. The poop you fed me earlier also tasted great. I’m hungry already.

Emma Watson: I’m so glad you enjoyed it. Just wait ’til you try the poop, urine and fart smoothies I’m going to make! They taste like heaven.

The interviewer and Emma Watson continue chatting as they finish their snack. Emma insists that the interviewer stay for a while, as she wants to prepare some “fresh” food for him. She walks over to her seat and sits down, still with her minidress not pulled down, and flips through some recipes in her phone. The interviewer joins her and looks at some of the recipes she has.

Emma Watson: (burps) Which one do you like?

Interviewer: Hmm. I like the PooPee Smoothie one.

Emma Watson: Sure. I also want to mix your poop with my pee to make a smoothie too. That’ll be so lovely!

Interviewer: What? You mean, my poop?

Emma Watson: Yep! But maybe another time. We don’t really have a smoothie machine right now.

Interviewer: True. Another time!

Emma Watson: Speaking of your poop, I wonder…

The interviewer gives a confused look. Emma Watson looks up from her phone and puts it down, and then turns to look at the interviewer.

Emma Watson: Spread your butt cheeks for me, please.

The interviewer is suddenly shocked, but then stands up and pulls his pants down. He then spreads his butt cheeks and feels Emma Watson’s hand running over his butt cheeks. Her hand glides over them very smoothly, teasing him. Her hand then moves up to his crack and she spreads it open, revealing his butthole.

Emma Watson: Perfect. Your butthole looks so pretty.

Emma Watson’s hand then taps the interviewer’s butthole.

Emma Watson: I so wanna see what you’re hiding in there…

She then kneels down, her face right in front of the interviewer’s butthole. She then digs her face completely into his crack, tongue out. The interviewer feels her tongue touch down on his butthole and spread it open.

Emma Watson’s tongue then starts to run around his butthole, pushing it in and out like he would do with his dick.

The interviewer experiences the weird sensation of Emma Watson’s tongue running around his butthole. The experience is very arousing, so he starts to rub his cock. Emma Watson then inserts her tongue into his butthole and starts to explore it.

Emma Watson’s tongue starts to go deeper and deeper into the interviewer’s asshole, licking up every inch of it. The entire experience is very pleasurable for the interviewer and he starts to moan in pleasure. Emma Watson’s tongue is incredibly soft and is having a fantastic time in the interviewer’s butthole. She is tongue-fucking it as if she’s lost in her own world.

The pleasure overwhelms the interviewer and he starts to shoot his load. He buckles his legs a little as a powerful orgasm is unleashed. Emma Watson’s tongue stays fixed on his butthole.

(to be continued…)