The Palmers have been neighbours of mine for at least three years. She dressed conservatively was pleasant and must be in her mid-seventies and her husband, Stan, late seventies, I would guess.

They were always friendly and often I used to do odd jobs around their bungalow. The only thing strange about them was that an old guy once a month used to visit, stay overnight, and then leave.

However, I had not seen him for the past three months. Now, not in my wildest imagination did I think this old couple were sexual in any way. But they were as I found out when Stan knocked on my door one Saturday.

He asked if he could come in and talk to me in confidence — man to man were the words he used. Looking nervous, he accepted the invitation for a cup of coffee and slowly came around to the point of his visit.

“Ken, you probably noticed that we entertained a gentleman friend of ours quite regularly. Unfortunately, he passed away, and Mrs. Palmer and I deeply miss him as he used to help us, ‘express our urges’ so to speak”.

He was embarrassed about those urges and I noticed that every time he tried to tell me, he kept one hand in his pocket and was stroking his cock which after 5 minutes was looking quite impressive for an old guy.

As I am a slightly bi-old geezer, I started doing the same to put him at ease. That did the trick as he then went on to tell me that he and Mrs. Palmer used to enjoy partaking in all sorts of sensuous activity in slow enjoyable leisurely threesome with him. Seeing my cock now getting hard he added that and as they knew I was single; would I be willing to take the old guy’s place. What a shock. This pair were still at it and wanted to continue. Who was I to stand in their way?

Getting more into things so to speak, he told me the things they enjoyed which seemed to me to include every sexual kink you could think of. I told him that I would be delighted to play with them but when I said that I do not suck dicks or kiss men, he came over to me and put his hand on my hard rod, and said, “but a mutual wank would be nice to start with, wouldn’t it?”

Taking off our trousers and sitting on the sofa, I was very impressed with his cock which must have been at least six inches. Although not fully hard, he was leaking a lot of pre cum, which I wrapped up and down and he did the same to my seven inches.

“Judith, will be very excited Ken, maybe we could make a start with double fucking her, what do you say?” Thinking of that and with him wanking me silly, I shot my load and he was not long after me.

Stan told me to come around for tea the following Saturday, “to meet his Judith and talk about mutual likes and what turns them on.”

As I said all the times, I have seen Judith, she was always dressed quite conservatively or modest even, long dresses, cardigans, you know the typical old lady look. When she answered the door, she did not look like that — not at all, more like a granny slut. See-through blouse and just the smallest bra possible holding up nice-sized tits proudly showing massive brown and very prominent nipples. A shortish skirt, a couple of inches above the knee and from my experienced eye, fine seamed stockings with feet in kitten-heeled slippers. Plus, she was wearing nice make-up and smelt very sexy. I was Horny already.

“Oh Ken, it’s so nice of you to agree to be our new playmate,” she gushed before giving a long lingering kiss. “Stan told me about how he enjoyed having a nice wank with you.” Come on through, as it is such a nice day, we’re having tea on the patio.

On the patio, Stan told me to sit opposite Judith and next to him, as she so enjoyed showing off. The food was nice, but we seemed to drink a lot of tea and the tension was palpable. Judith broke the ice. “Ken, Stan gave you an idea of what we got up to here with our friend and we want to continue enjoying Sex as long as possible. But, it’s no good us enforcing our kinks and fetishes on you. Let me start first, Stan is bisexual and can only get a big hard-on during a threesome which proved to be a good thing as I found that I like playing and fucking with two cocks. He too does not kiss men, but he does suck their cocks as do I — would you be happy if we were to both suck you at the same time?”

“Absolutely, Judith?”

“Excellent, another of our pleasures is water sports — you know, pissing. We’re not into it in a big way but I do Love pissing in front of men and being fingered when pissing and Stan loves pissing over my fanny.”

Ah, the tea now made sense.

“I won’t bore you with other stuff, that can wait for later. Now it’s your turn. What makes you Horny, Ken? Before you answer, let me get comfortable.” She pulled up her skirt to show off her suspenders and opened her thighs showing a lovely bush. Stan took the hint taking off his trousers, laying back, and playing with his flaccid dick tightly encased in ladies’ knickers.

So, I thought in for a penny in for a pound — if they were that kinky, I told them things like watching old ladies flashing their hairy cunts, fucking plump old women who wear crotchless girdles, cunnilingus, role-playing Sex games, and if I am honest, watching old grannies pissing and mutually wanking with old men.

As I was telling them my fetishes, Judith was turned on as she started fingering herself and the top of Ron’s knob was standing to attention outside the knickers.

It was very sexy with these two very kinky oldies, and when I asked to use the toilet, Judith said, “why don’t we all stay here and piss together? But first, you guys will have to get soft, I want you to save your lovely spunk for me later.”

Ron got down to a half-hard and said to Judith, “would you like some help, honey?”

“Ron, you know me so well, come here and finger fuck me and Ken, stand there, and when you’re ready and I am Cumming you can piss all over me’.

Lifting her skirt right up, and forcing her thighs as far apart as possible, Ron said, “you slutty cow, you’re wet as fuck, feel Ken, she’ll take both our fingers now.” And he was fucking right. Her hairy cunt was big and sloppy and we both got two fingers in. It didn’t take very long as Judith started moaning and asking us to go faster. Lifting her arse out of her seat, she gushed a massive piss stream and said ” soak me, boys, soak me now.” Which we did, from her head to toe and she loved it. Who would have thought it — granny the piss lover.

After we cleaned up the mess and showered, we moved to their large bed and both our cocks were ready. Judith asked me to lie down and slowly eased her fanny onto my rock-hard dick very deeply. Bending forward she kissed me deeply and then raised her arse and Ron, with a massive stonker leaking pre cum had no trouble pushing it into her hairy shitter. Judith said, “that’s it, Ron, don’t stop until your balls hit my bum.”

The fucking and groaning were coming from all directions. Ron was thrusting up her shitter and I was pounding her lovely hairy cunt and squeezing and sucking those lovely titty nipples.

Judith was in utter ecstasy; our double fucking was making her cum and squirt piss every few minutes.

Then it came. Ron jetted his steaming Hot load into her arse and not long after mine went in right up her fanny. We just laid there in a pile in sweet exhaustion — satisfied for the time being. The sight of spunk trickling out of Judith’s cunt and asshole was fabulous.

Part 2

One afternoon, Judith Palmer and I were having a lovely slow mutual wanking session and she said, “Ken, you remember you told us the things that turn you on included, watching fully dressed old ladies spread their legs and show off their cunts and that Sex role-playing was interesting?”

“Yes, what did you have in mind?”

“Oh no, not me, but I have two lovely old lady friends who would be more than happy to fulfil your kinks. One is Bertha, who is 74 a widow who prefers Anal Sex and somebody wanking her prominent clit. The other is Joy, she is 72, and always had a pathological need to seduce and fuck young boys between 13 and 15 but with her looks gone is getting very frustrated.”

“Well, Bertha would be ok if she is willing to give me a good show of her cunt before I fuck her shit hole. But I am not 15 so pleasing Joy is a no-go, I’m afraid.”

“I know that dummy, that’s where the role-playing comes in. She is quite happy for you to act as a very young boy and play along with her Fetish. Would you give it a try, it could be very interesting?”

Reluctantly I agreed and thought it best to get the Joy thing out of way first. Judith gave me her phone number and when I phoned, she told me that whilst her Fetish seemed perverse, she had given a lot of young boys a very good sexual education without traumatising them. Asking if she wanted me to dress up in any way, she thought it best to keep it simple, just jogging bottoms, a shirt, etc. Before hanging up, she added that the role play would start as soon as I came in and would continue until leaving. “I know that sounds strange but believe me, after about 15 minutes you’ll get into it.”

Arriving at her door I was very sceptical but as soon as it opened, I could see why many a young boy had a good time. Joy had my favourite body shape, very curvy with a lovely flabby tummy. Her very thin cotton deep cut V neck jumper barely contained her luscious braless titties and her light cotton dress was almost see-through.

“Hello Kenny, come in and make yourself comfortable in the living room’. She sat opposite me across the table. ‘You know why you’re here today, don’t you? Yes, good. Your parents are very concerned that your school grades are getting worse and have asked me to find the reason why — as you were embarrassed to tell them. Now, from my experience with young men like you, the problem is usually to do with puberty and all you have on your mind is girls, getting constant erections, Masturbation, and wanting more. Am I right?

“How did you know that Mrs. Harris’? You are right. Mum thought you could help me get rid of the problem, but I don’t see how.”

“Well, first stop calling me Mrs. Harris, Joy will do just fine. Now come and sit next to me and I will show you — if you’ll be a good boy and do as I say.”

Looking at those delectable tits, I shot round to her side of the table and waited.

“Now, Kenny, I notice that you keep looking at my bosom. Have you never seen a lady’s bosom?”

“Well, yes, but not seen or touched them in the flesh, sorry to say Joy. May I touch yours?”

“Yes, you may, but be very gentle, they are quite large and so very sensitive.”

I gently placed my hand on one of her lovely titties and gently squeezed it and as soon as I did so, I could see her nipple harden and began to rub that too. “They are so lovely and fat, Joy. Please take off your jumper and let me suck those big puffy nipples.”

Taking off her jumper her large sagging melons fell to her lovely flabby fat belly. As I sucked hungrily, she started to feel her cunt get nice and moist. And even better she saw my cock tenting obscenely in my jogging bottoms.

Joy reached down and groped my cock. “Oh, Kenny for a young man, your cock is really lovely and thick.” Pulling it out she locked her fingers around it and pulling it hard she milked my precum and started to wank it. “There young man, I bet that feels nice. But don’t shoot your lovely sperm just now.”

Letting go of my throbbing dick, Joy stood up and took my hand and led me over to the sofa.

“Now, Kenny, unlike men, ladies, Love lots of what is called foreplay, to get their vaginas lubricated and ready for Sex. Now, I want to look at me as your girlfriend and start kissing me.”

Playing to type, I started kissing her tight-lipped, but getting in the mood, she forced her tongue into my mouth and urged me to do the same. I didn’t need much urging. Breaking off for breath, she went on to tell me about fingering her cunt.

After we started kissing again, I put my hand on her knee and worked up to her surprisingly hairy cunt which by now was lovely and wet.

As she started playing with my dick, she was getting hotter. “Oh Kenny, that’s right, stick your fingers right up” guiding my thumb and putting it on her clit she whispered, “Rub it hard my boy. Auntie Joy loves her little boy doing that. You can shoot your lovely spunk now.”

It was as if on command, I let it out, and believe me, I don’t think I have spunked so much cum juice in the last 10 years.

Joy was right, I was caught up in this make-belief and did not protest at all when she took me to bed. Throwing me down, she said, “I now want you to put that lovely cock in my Hot Horny Pussy.”

She took my cock and soon massaged it hard and put one fat thigh over it and started to move down on it.

“OH, yesses,” she groaned when she felt the fat head of my cock sliding into her aching cunt.

“Auntie Joy, “it feels SOOO good! Your Pussy is so wet! But I never thought it would be so…”

“You never thought my Pussy would be what, Kenny?” She asked curiously.

“So tight! I mean, with you being quite old and all”…

Joy laughed and wriggled on top of my ever-hard dick.

I reached up and grasped her big, swinging tits. Clutching the huge mounds, squeezing them, and pinching the stiff nipples whilst Joy rocked gently up and down my cock, moaning with lust.

“Kenny, you’re so well-hung for a young man”, she sighed.

Joy groaned more as she pushed her Pussy harder and I rammed my cock up matching each other.

“Are you Cumming she asked a few minutes later?”

“I am!”

“Yesses!” I let out feeling my cum shooting into her lovely old hairy hole.

After taking a short nap and a Shower, Joy said that I still had a lot to learn and that would I like her to teach me. What would be your answer?

Bertha

Bertha, the 74-year-old widow was no oil painting but she had as I was told the most fuckable arse — which she of course preferred — and as I hoped would be quite pronounced.

To ensure that everything went well, I phoned her and explained that I would be more than happy to help give her satisfaction. It was agreed I would call to see her the following afternoon and she said that her shit hole would be lovely and clean and ready for me.

What a surprise, she was no oil painting but certainly not ugly, big yes, but in a nice way.

“Hello Ken, it’s a pleasure to meet you. May I be forward and give you a nice kiss?”

She put her arm around my waist and we tongue kissed for a good 2 minutes during which my hand squeezed her lovely fat arse and she ground her cunt into my crotch, getting me hard.

“Oh yes, Ken, Joy was right, you do have the right approach. Now can we do that again, but let’s go slower and further.”

Taking it slower meant lower in her case, as I put my hand inside her loosely fitted slacks and caressed her knicker-Free lovely arse cheeks and she squirmed her hand into my fly and gently felt my hard cock.

“Oh, don’t be shy Ken you know what I want.” After what seemed a long time with my finger titillating her shit hole, she calmed down and took me up to bed.

Naked we laid side by side and she told me that for years she could only cum with a cock up her shit hole and pulling her hairy labia lips wide open, she added “and a lovely skilled finger playing with my sensitive clit.” It was at least half an inch in length and a good thickness.

I began to stroke it gently and could see it was having the desired effect. Moving my hand downwards I began to finger her arsehole.

“Oh, it’s far too dry for fucking.” Leaning over to her bedside cabinet she got out a 10 in dildo and covered it and my cock with lube.

Turning on her side away from me with one leg over the other, she started pushing the fat dildo in. Pulling it out she got on all fours with her big butt at me. With one hand she spread the buttocks and commanded me to fuck her.

Seeing how easily the dildo went in I shoved my dick in roughly right up to my balls. Bertha moaned or groaned something and told me to ram her arse without mercy. I did so and then start fingering her engorged clit which put her over the top with a near screaming Orgasm.

Her Anal muscles were giving me sweet sensations making me lose control. I swear her shithole could squeeze my cock hard along the stem. I wished the fuck never stopped, so I shot my load in about five minutes pounding my pelvis against her flabby hips.

Pulling my limp dick out I could see my cum seeping from her hole.

Since that day I was a convert and she had a shit hole fucker disciple. I fucked her everywhere I wanted, any hole I wanted, and any time I wanted. She was a great dick sucker, she was great at jerking me off squeezing the cock between her huge soft breasts, or hips, or under armpits, or between the buttocks.