Disclaimer: Although all characters in the following story are completely fictional, they are also completely over the age of 18.

Part 1 – The prelude

You’re already in the ring, your fists raised, as your adoring fans cheer you on. You’re “the Champ”. -Heh-

You might be the greatest fighter the world’s ever known, and in your long and illustrious career, you’ve never been defeated.

All that’s about to change!

For the rest of your life, you’ll wonder, why on earth you let that sexy female promoter talk you into agreeing to this match?

You will ask yourself, how could you have been so cocky that you’d accept a fight for your title belt with a completely unknown challenger?

You’re about to pay for your male overconfidence, with your career…

…cuz unfortunately for you… that challenger, is me! -Heehee-

I’m going to send you into early retirement! -mwah-

As the lights dip low in the arena, completely hidden under my silk robe, I make my way to the ring. I step through the ropes. You strain to get a glimpse of your opponent…

The lights flash bright.

My silk robe drops.

The crowd audibly gasps, as they realize that your opponent is a woman!

And not just any woman, She’s a… gorgeous… voluptuous… sexbomb!!!…and she’s wearing a scandalously sexy outfit!

-Heeheehe- “That’s me. Hi.”

Your breath catches in your throat, your mouth goes dry, you can hear your heart pounding in your ears, and your stomach starts twisting into knots.

“It can’t be.” you murmur.

You can’t fight a girl! This has got to be against the rules, right?

You look around the arena for an official to help you make sense of what’s going on, but instead, you catch a glimpse of my killer body, and all of a sudden, you can’t seem to look away.

Your eyes betray you, as you openly stare at each and every, dangerous, feminine, curve of my Hot body.

It’s simply more than you can handle, and to your abject horror, you feel your manhood begin to stir. You struggle with all your might just to keep your mind on the fight to come, but when your opponent looks like I do, what can you do but tremble with lust?

-Heheh- “There is nothing you can do.”

I mean, in any fight, you gotta keep yours eyes on your opponent… but the mere sight of my pornographic body is making you feel oh so weak! Your penis grows, stiffens and throbs, until you are painfully hard, your raging boner aching helplessly as it bobs up and down in your shorts.

I smile and blow you a kiss. -mwah-

You already looked dazed, remote, the way fighters look in the tenth round after taking too many hits.

-Heheheh- “You boys are too easy!”

I walk to the center of the ring, swinging my hips back and forth suggestively, while you stand there, trying in vain to regain your composure.

There is a small commotion, as the male announcer… the guy who was telling the crowd about all your big accomplishments just minutes ago, is dragged out of the arena by a group of giggling young women.

One of the girls sits down at his microphone and addresses the crowd.

“Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for today’s challenger!”

She makes grown men cry like little babies!

She makes strong men weak in the knees!

She’s every man’s worst nightmare!

She gives even the bravest men the biggest boners!!! -hahaha!-

They call her…

The ballbuster!

The boy breaker!

The world’s evilest cocktease!

Women, get ready to cheer, and boys, get ready to clutch your erections in fear!

Welcome to the new reality television show… “The battle of the sexes!!!” The show where grown men cry, and pretty girls walk all over them!

“Stroke it and weep big boy! The world is about learn, girls always win and boys always lose!”

Stay tuned for part two! “buh bye wanker!” -mwah-