Joel & Mrs. Jenkins 01

I might be the only person in Middleton who is happy that the recent storms blew through, but to me, it seemed to be the only way that I was gonna get any rest. I mean, with the wide spread power outages and trees down all over the place, things sort of shut down, which was my savings grace to finally catch on my rest. I mean the heat and the sound of purring generators didn’t help, but other than that, I finally had a chance to catch up on my rest without worrying about the book club members or women showing up at my work or anything like that.

And to increase my chances of getting some rest, my fiancé Nurse Chicklet, put our relationship on a break so she could, well, I don’t why she put us on a break, but I was probably too tired to pay close attention whenever she thoroughly explained it to me in great detail. I mean, she still called me 50 times a day, but that was to unload steam. It seems that Head Nurse Ingram got pissed off when Nurse Chicklet stole me from her, so Head Nurse Ingram was punishing my fiancé Nurse Chicklet with a crazy shift on the 5th floor of the hospital. So, you know, I had to hear all about that all day long no matter how tired I was and no matter that the city was in the middle of a power outage emergency.

LOL, or she truly loves me and can not go 20 minutes without speaking with me.

“I’m fine, Nurse Chicklet. I’m kicking back on the front porch bench and I might doze off for a while. I mean, I know the answer already, but what’s up and try to include why we’re on a break.”

“Joel, I told you. Head Nurse Ingram got all pissed off when I stole you from her and now, she’s hell bent on punishing me with three weeks of duty on the 5th floor of the hospital. I mean, I have 20 charges to look after and it’s a major mess every day because half of college football team is in here with bumps and bruises from a no pads walk through practice and I keep forgetting to zip up nursing dress and then they all just keep popping off. And I mean, it’s pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, popping off everywhere and honey sometimes it gets in my mouth and I feel dirty and I don’t want you to know me as dirty, even though I’m a bit of freak and I like weird Sex stuff.”

“But Nurse Chicklet, you’re a trained professional nurse, so I can understand that things can happen between a patient and a nurse. So, come back to our relationship bed Nurse Chicklet and I promise to not think of as dirty, unless, you know, it’s a Thursday night, which we both agreed would be dirty night.”

“Hah, these guys have been treating me like a professional hooker with all the popping off going on around this place. But I didn’t call you to argue Joel honey, I called to remind you that a break doesn’t mean you don’t have to protect our relationship bed and to ask a favor of you and remember, you’re Pussy whipped, so you have to give me this favor.”

“Hey, it’s me, Joel, honey. I would never cheat on you and our relationship bed is solid. And your apartment is the same way, right Nurse Chicklet?”

“Joel, I can’t talk now. The lightning and thunder had me all flustered and I made a mistake and wore my club lingerie today, so my charges are getting discharging. Anyways, I need my favor and you know I pay back favors triple, right Joel?”

“What do you need and can I do it while I doze off on the front porch?”

“Good, I Love you, Joel. Now listen, the only way I’m going to get out of this punishment shift is to be nice to Head Admin Jenkins, only Head Admin Jenkins stayed at home today with her power out, but she called in and asked around if we knew of anyone who had extra batteries for her 3-in-1 emergency lantern, flashlight and weather radio thingamabob, so I sent her your GPS and address.”

“Ah, yeah, there are batteries in house, so, OK, but you’re coming back to our relationship bed after she saves you from the punishment shift, right?”

“Joel, I told you I don’t have time talk right now. So, here’s the deal, you just need to be nice to her and give whatever size batteries she needs, but she’s the type of trim and proper lady who wears those funky half glasses, so be nice and lift a pinky finger when you hand her the batteries and OMG, do not give the batteries from any of toys! She’s not the type of lady who would know of such things. So, you got it? Stand straight, shoulders back and pinky finger up?”

“Got it, Nurse Chicklet, treat the stuffed business suit lady nice and lift a pinky finger.”

“OK, and I promise that our relationship bed will be our martial bed soon. OK Love of my life, bye now. Alright boys, who is on defense and who is on offense today? What Paul? No, I ended the call for sure. So, was it hut, hut, hut or nut, nut, nut? Oh, and I’m holding my hands under your crotch to receive your balls correctly, right Vino? I mean, spread like this and just a little wiggle? What? What do you mean I didn’t hang up my phone properly?”

Ahh, that’s right folks, that was my fiancé Nurse Chicklet. She is very loyal to our relationship bed, right? Which is my way of saying that I was still too exhausted to argue with her, which is my way of saying that I kicked back on the bench seat, listened to game and dozed off on the front porch.

“Ah, hello? Um, are you awake? Joel, right? HEY, um, Joel, right? Hi, I’m Head Admin Jenkins and the slut of the hospital texted me and informed me that you might be able to help me out with some batteries. Oh, and I meant slut in a good way. Everyone loves your precious Nurse Chicklet. She is very popular with the patients. And their parents. And their boyfriends. And their girlfriends. And the window washers. And the landscapers. So, you’re sleepy head, Joel, right?”

“Yeah, I’m Joel, but please forgive for not raising my pinky finger when I speak back to you. It’s been quite a summer for me and I have zero energy. Anyways, I’m sure we can find you some batteries. Come inside, Mrs. Jenkins.”

Ah, trim and proper? Well, maybe while Mrs. Jenkins is trim and proper on the job at the hospital, but that looks like a standard sweat suit to me, which makes sense seeing how there is a city-wide power outage and dressing down is perfectly acceptable.

“Oh, is it proper for me to enter your relationship house with it being so dark inside and all? Don’t you have a generator, Joel?”

“LOL, yes, I do, but it was still light out when I dozed off, so I’ll turn it on soon. I’ve been tired lately to properly think everything through. So, it’s proper for such a trim and proper woman to enter my relationship house, no matter how dark it may be.”

“Well, as long as you approve and by the way, this is not how I usually dress. It’s just that it’s a crazy emergency situation, so don’t think poorly of me, Joel.”

Hell, it was a nice sweat logo suit, not to mention that it was probably pricey, so I gave her some props and escorted her inside.

“You look great Mrs. Jenkins, so stop worrying about that. That’s actually a very nice and fancy logo sweat suit. So, C-Cell or D-Cell batteries?”

“Wow, I’ve never been inside of a relationship home before, let alone being alone with the man in said relationship and in the dark. Joel, is this one of those opportunities that sometimes causes people to get caught up in something? I mean, I might be trim and proper, but I’m not a prude, LOL, I think.”

At least she recognized the meaning of a relationship home, right? I mean, it’s sacred, right? However, she seemed to know a lot about the right questions to ask and the right statements to make, LOL, for being so trim and proper.

“So, here we are. Two adults, alone inside of the house and in the dark, not to mention that it didn’t take very long for my monster milker D-Cell batteries to become smashed between us. And by the way, I guess I know where your D-Cell battery is and it feels like it’s getting a charge. Ah, your turn, Joel.”

“Oh, well, here we are, to adults, alone inside of the house and in the dark and holy snap, that’s some kind of smashing going on between us, right?”

“They look better in a bra, Joel, but with the emergency situation and all, it seemed alright to leave it off, at least it seemed OK at the time. Um, I’m a little out of touch with things, so, should I be pushing back against your fully charged D-Cell battery or is this a one-sided thing? I’m out of touch, Joel.”

“Well, Mrs. Jenkins, you’re not pushing away from me while we’re alone in the dark, so you must be OK with the way I’m touching you with my battery, right?”

“Um, it seems to me that we are now on the other side of the name line, so call me Jenny. Oops, and now I insist that you call me Jenny since you just shoved both of your hands inside of back of my fancy sweat pants, which means you know now that I’m wearing a thong.”

“Hmmm, such a modern trim and proper lady. You’re soft back here.”

“I admit that my modern lingerie comes from spying on your slut fiancé Nurse Chicklet in the shared changing locker room from time to time. I’m way beyond the years of trying to compete with her, but her stuff is nice. Well, fine, she wears sexy lingerie and I wanted to up my game, from time to time.”

“I admit that I’m glad tonight is one of times. Your turn, Jenny.”

“Oh, well, um, according to Chang, well, um, if I let my tits out, will you let your cock out? I haven’t seen one in quite some time and it seems to be a fair trade on Chang MILF. OMG geez, or I can play catch up whip my floppy sweatshirt off. Don’t your shorts at least have button or something?”

Hey, I have spent the entire summer stripping out of my cargo shorts and I must say, I’ve pretty good at it. By the way, oh, holy breast milk factories, snap! I mean, gravity was winning, but Head Admin Jenny Jenkins was still in the fight.

“Um, my sweats suit bottoms should stay on. I mean, there are a of lines here and we shouldn’t cross them all. And oh my, I used to give my lousy no-good husband the benefit of the doubt, but damn, that idiot really did have a pencil dick.”

“Oh, I insist that your sweat bottoms stay on for a few moments more. It adds to the thrill when I shove my hands down inside of my woman’s pants, sweat or cotton. By the way, your half glasses are kind of sexy, Jenny.”

“And you have quite the firm on things. I haven’t been held like this since way before I kicked my lousy no-good cheating faggot ex-husband to curb when I caught him giving some twinkle toe faggot named Butch a prostrate exam! By the other way, my ex-husband is an Iron Worker and not a doctor, not that Butch the faggot seemed to care. Also, ah, I’m not pushing away from you Joel, but you just pushed your right hand into private property, like you’re trespassing on very private property. Also, I’m just saying and not pushing away.”

“Ooh, a landing strip? Is there is a landing strip shave inside of your modern undies, Jenny? I mean, on such a trim and proper lady who wears sexy half glasses and bras that are probably more like bridge construction than lace?”

“I already admitted that I spy on Nurse Chicklet in the locker room, so what? Were you going to latch onto one of my titties or talk, Joel?”

Sure, I’ve weights in the past, so, sure.

“And by my 23rd way, um, Joel, am I officially being finger banged right now? My days back in the day were a little different and I want to be sure, not to mention that at least one of us has to keep count of all the lines that we cross.”

“Oh, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, you are being finger banged and yes, it’s official Sex between two people alone in the dark and I don’t mind complimenting you on how sexy your panting is. So, how many seconds to get you naked down to your modern woman undies, LOL, which I have probably ruined by now?”

Swoosh, poof.

“Take the other tit, Joel, take it in your mouth. Whoa, hey, ah, wow, are you, whoa, how are you doing that while we are standing up? OMG, are you entering me from this angle? Do you have a magic cock or something? I mean, how?”

Hey, I have been banging every book club member all summer, so yeah, I may have picked up on a few things. And the prude knew a few things too, like how to guide us to the floor without the loss of contact and by the way, for those of you who are keeping score, my relationship bed with Nurse Chicklet is still sacred. I mean, the living room is a Sex Free for all zone, but the bed is pure and innocent.

“Oh, Joel, oh, how did we manage that? Not that I care, so latch back on to another tit and pump me big boy. OMG, ooh, I got wet for you, right Joel? Ooh, ooh, wow, I mean, damn you’re good. Oh, missile me missile man and OMG and launch into me baby. Whoa, OMG, Joel, I’m safe baby, I’m safe, I’m safe, Joel, release the Kraken and launch that missile baby!”

Huh, she seemed to know my timing just a little well for just meeting me, right?

“OMG, kiss me Joel, make a mess out of lip gloss like you just made a mess in my Pussy. No Joel, more tongue baby, make me your new slut. Um, um, oh, ooh, Joel, um, lay back and recovery Joel. I hear that your recovery time is well recorded and documented, so breath baby and get ready to do me again.”

Hmmm, I should bring up punishment work shift to Head Admin Jenkins, right? I mean, while I’m resting and recovering, right?

“Jenny, while my missile is refueling, can I talk to you about something?”

“After a jack hammering like that for 63 seconds, ah, hell yeah and don’t be shy about playing with my over grown titties while we talk, Tiger Joel.”

“Alright, listen Jenny, there seems to be an issue at the hospital and it seems like Nurse Chicklet is being punished by Head Nurse Ingram for stealing me away from her, so what other options are available to help my sweet and innocent Nurse Chicklet back on normal shifts. Also, I’ll be ready for another missile launch by the time you tell me to stay out of hospital business.”

“Hmmm, interesting, Joel, oh, and by the way, ah, doggie is also popular on Chang MILF, but back to the subject. First of all, more titty play, and the secondly, as Head Admin, I do have the authority to modify posted shift schedules, so that’s an option. However, and follow along with me, not to mention finger bang me again because that’s better than I could have imagined, and here’s option 2. I could promote Nurse Chicklet to Staff Nurse and have her report directly to Attending Nurse Swallows and that would take that old bag of bones Nurse Ingram out of the picture completely. And because you made me wet when I thought those days were long behind me, option 3 would to be wait one week more when the old bag of bones retires, which would automatically move Attending Nurse Swallows up to Head Nurse Swallows, which would automatically promote Nurse Chicklet to Attending Nurse Chicklet, with a stroke of my ink pen, of course. However, Joel.”

“No, no however, get Nurse Chicklet under Nurse Swallows and I don’t care what other word goes in front of all that. I mean, my innocent Nurse Chicklet were service Nurse Swallows very well, especially when Nurse Chicklet is under Nurse Swallows. Make it happen, Jenny!”

Damn, listen to me negotiate the perfect promotion for my sweet and innocent fiancé Nurse Chicklet, will you? I mean, damn, right? Nurse Chicklet will back our relationship bed in no time, right?

“Easy, Tiger Joel, there is one more catch. But this is doggie position, right? I’m ready for you like this, right, Joel? Should I shake a little? And be shy about slapping it or smacking it or flipping or whatever phrases Nurse Chicklet uses on the 5th floor with her new assignment.”

“Never mind all that, but yeah, that’s the position and yeah, but be afraid to shake it a little, and ugh, get to catch! What’s the catch? I mean, the 153 seconds timer hasn’t gone off on my phone yet, so dish.”

“Well, Joel, when Nurse Chicklet noticed that the college football team was coming in because of some boo boos, well she stepped up…”

Beep, beep, beep.

“Whew, saved by timer, Tiger Joel, so climb aboard and do me doggie!”

“Yeah, but that wasn’t the chime from my phone! OMG, that’s the chime from Nurse Chicklet’s phone! OMG, babe, are you in house, hiding in the dark? I mean, I thought this was you on your hands and knees in front of couch. I mean, it’s really dark and all because of the crazy power outages. Ah, Nurse Chicklet?”

I mean, I did think it was Nurse Chicklet all that time because of the dark and because of the crazy power outages and all.

“HAH, nice try future gold mine, I mean future hubby! And by the way, Admin Jenkins, shame on you for trying to finish that last sentence! Are you trying to finish me or something?”

“OMG, Staff Nurse Chicklet, ah, I can explain! It was dark and all and oh geez, I can’t explain anything.”

“No, no, stay on your hands and knees, Admin Jenkins, my man can make you wet and sloppy back there if and I say if we go with option 2. I would be very happy to serve under Head Nurse Swallows and believe me, I will service under her well. So???? Do we have a deal? Joel, go put a condom on. You cannot cum inside of her. That would make her your woman, so go wrap it up. So??? Head Admin Jenkins? Nice tits by the way, you shouldn’t try to hide them so much. Oh, and if I didn’t make clear before, don’t you dare tell Joel that I took that assign so I could take all of the college football players with boo boos.”

“My lips are seal, Attending Nurse Chicklet. So, am I doing this position right?”

“If I had a dick, I’d be doing you right now. Mind if I give it a quick lick before I go back to the hospital? OMG, the football players don’t stop!”

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do I see what I think I see as I spy my girlfriend and my nightly slam piece? I mean, damn Nurse Chicklet, that’s deep!

“Ah, excuse me, am I still required?”

“Sorry Love, I got carried away and all because of the darkness and the crazy power outages.”

“So, I get an approved freebie with head Admin Jenkins?”

“OMG, I just licked her Pussy from behind and I tasted your cum from when you must have done her before I snuck in the house to catch you two in the act, so call her Jenny. Unless I’m still tasting the cum from the eight college football players that I have sucking off for almost two weeks, but you know, they had boo boos and stuff.”

“So, a freebie?”

“Hmmm, for an Attending Nurse title and a new engagement ring, hmmm, one half point in your favor, Joel.”

“Oops, hold the engagement save the cards! A new ring?”

“Well, baby sweetie, I was afraid that I would get robbed by flashing around such a large rock, so I sold it and bought this cheap knock off. You understand, right? Anyways, I have to get back to hospital now, so Head Admin Jenkins, if we set up a special promotion ceremony in the locker room, well, I might go completely commando under my gown. One-time and one-time only folks. Nurse Chicklet out!”

“Ah, people, I’m drooling down here and my knees are hurting! I’m not little Nurse Chicklet’s age anymore!!!!! Hello?”

LOL, that was girl code for “quick, I’ll distract him and you run” if I ever heard girl code, am I right?

“Oh, so it just starts like that? Slip, slide and downtown? Not that I’m complaining, stud. Ooh, momma likes it doggie. Oh, yes, she does like it doggie, Joel. OMFG, whoa, ooh, you are my fat cock daddy now! OMG, slap it baby.”

“Ugh, huff, ugh, did you know about the ring, Jenny?”

“SOB, you’re powerful! Oh, ah, yes and no. It doesn’t matter fat cock daddy, it doesn’t matter. OMG, make it make that wet and sloppy babe. OMG, you’re punching against my belly from the inside. Oh, SOB, if it slips out, try my butt, lover. SOB, Tiger Joel, that’s the sound baby! I can hear it getting all sloppy and stuff baby. Don’t blast yet, Joel, hold it back and do me good. OMFG, I swear, I can feel you poking my throat from the other direction. Ooh, OMG, you are good Mr. Joel. So, ooh, ooh, ah, listen stud, um, ooh, I know that you might have a problem, ooh, OMG, that’s the spot baby, um, I know you will struggle making me your woman and all given our age differences, but I’m, ooh, oh bitch, um, I’m on the list, right baby?”