Joel & Mrs. Danvers 01

Oh, excuse me. I think I dozed off. Things have been exhausting lately as I made my way through the amazing world of lady’s neighborhood book club. Whew, right? What? On my screen? Oh, that’s just some research I doing for sexual energy drinks and supplements. I mean, these lady’s, right? They got some game and it’s tough to keep up with them.

“Oh, young man, young man, can you help me?”

“Absolutely Miss, what are you looking for today?”

“Oh, cute name tag, Mr. Tiger Joel. Ah, listen, I need some rope.”

“Cool, we carry all kinds of rope, but that’s not my department. Just a second. Beep, buzz, squawk, Henry, Henry, please stop by the outdoor department, Henry, beep, buzz, squawk.”

Yeah, internal PA systems, right?

“Oh, thanks for running over so fast, Henry. Ah, Mrs.???? Needs some rope.”

“Mrs. Danvers, Darla Danvers. Newest member of the local book club, but moving up the ranks fast.”

“Alright, ah, Henry, Mrs. Danvers is in need of some new rope.”

Hmmm, I heard that name before, but she is way too young to be involved in my neighborhood book club, right?

“Shoot, if you need rope, well, I got your rope because I’m the rope guy, so what type of rope were you looking for, Mrs. Danvers?”

“Well, Henry, I have a rack in my basement and I’m planning a BDSM Sex party tomorrow night and I need some new rope that is soft, yet strong. It should be a nylon blend and I would prefer a gold color. It should also be pliable enough so that it aids the roping process.”

“Ah, whoa, um, just exactly what will you be tying up with this very specific rope?”

“Not what Henry, but who. I will be the subject being tied to the rack that rotates in my basement and this young man right here, Mr. Tiger Joel, will surprise me and have his absolute way with me as I’m helplessly strapped to the rack with a ball gag in my mouth.”

(Beep, buzz, squawk).

“Oh, ah, I see, so, um, like naked on a rack?”

“Oh Henry, how else would Tiger Joel do anything he wanted to me sexually if I weren’t bound and gagged naked as a Jay bird? Sometimes the ball gag makes drool run out of my mouth.”

“Wait, this guy? This Joel? Our Joel gets to walk in on you while you’re helpless, naked and drooling?”

“Well, Henry, I will admit that the whips are soft, but that’s because I must maintain my appearance for my day job, but he can leave marks everywhere else, with limits, of course.”

“So, we’re talking about other restraints and a body strapped up with rope? Like boobs and rope?”

“Yes, boobs and rope, I like that Henry, so yes, like boobs and rope and I hope your guy Joel does too.”

“Wait, so like a slight hint of purple on your bare boobs because of the lack of blood circulation?”

“Oh, Mr. Henry, have you been in my basement before and I don’t recall? By the way Tiger Joel, deep purple is our safe word. Also, I’ll start out with purple panties if that’s something you like to rip off of your women. So, Mr. Henry, do you think you have something that I need so I can give Joel what he wants?”

“Ah, one moment please, ah, do you think that Joel wants total control over you in such a sexual manner that he can’t help but to ravish you over and over? I’m asking for a friend and just where will your husband be during all of this?”

“Joel is best known for ravishing his women over and over and I do not plan on disappointing him, although my boobs and rope, as you said, may not be as big as he is used too, but my shade of purple on my rope choked boobs is to die for. And as far as the no-good faggot cheating husband goes, well, I caught him on the rack one day with a guy named Butch, so he’s out.”

LOL, you would think that I would chime in sooner or later, right?

“Ah, Henry, um, I think you forgot to ask about which positions the rack rotates to, you know, just asking for a friend.”

“Oh Joel, my sweet little slave Joel. The rack is of a star restraint type and you can rotate me in any position that you want to and if I don’t mind saying so, upside down with my bare Ass staring at your face is a favorite of mine. Have your way with it. Oops, maybe that’s a tie for first place with the rack position that makes for a perfect or sloppy, blow job. And Joel, I really don’t like the ball gag, in case you would prefer to shut my mouth with your big fat missile.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, I’m the rope guy and I’m asking the questions here! So, ah, Mrs. Danvers, the ankle and wrist restraints, are we talking about leather with buckles and who is Butch?”

“The finest leather, Mr. Henry. Once restrained, I am at the mercy of my dungeon master. And I think you know damn well who Butch is, don’t you Mr. Henry?”

“Oops, ah, and just who will be strapping your upper body with this gold nylon blended rope? I mean, I am the rope guy and all.”

“Hmmm, well, it’s Butch. He’s my current rope guy, but I’ll keep you in mind for the next party. So, Joel, any questions about tomorrow night?”

“Ah, snap, um Henry, I must have a few questions, right?”

“Oh, hell yeah, (beep, buzz, squawk), oops, I mean, yeah, we certainly have a few follow up questions (beep, buzz, squawk).”

“Fine, Joel, I am younger than your old hags, all six of them, I’m single, I’m medically clean, I have a medical condition that wouldn’t allow me to get pregnant, so you can fill me up with all of you cum without any worries, I know you like my body by your current condition and my Pussy is as tight as their asses and I gladly swallow and I swallow hard baby. If we hit it off and fit well together, then maybe I will become your woman, we don’t always have to use the rack, but that will always be an option for you. Oh, and I clean up very nicely. I’m a Junior Vice President at the local financial firm. You know, business suits and nylons.”

“Wow, those were so much better answers than the stupid questions I was going to ask. But just to be clear, you and a bunch of other women are doing with this guy? Our Joel? The guy who is standing right next to me? Joel?”

“I can take a spanking until the red color makes you feel sick and no one at my work will ever know.”

“Hmmm, ah, my questions suck, so go on Mrs. Danvers.”

“Henry, get me that rope. Joel, I submit to you. I will bow before you and kneel before you at your will, as long as I receive your pledge in return.”

(Beep, buzz, squawk).

“Attention all shoppers! Ah, I guess we apologize for what you have been listening to for the past 5 minutes, ah, we guess. Um, ah, where are they boss? Oops, ah, ropes are on sale shoppers. Have a nice day.”

(Beep, buzz, squawk).

“Master Joel, shall I cancel on Butch and give your co-worker a chance to prove his rope and knot skills?”

“AH, YOU”RE DAMN RIGHT, I mean, what do you say, ah, King Joel?”

(Beep, buzz, squawk)

“Attention all shoppers! Seriously, there must be some kind of storm cloud interference coming from the outdoor shopping area. Again, we apologize for any discomfort or wet spots such a storm cloud may have caused you. Paper towels are available in aisle 6.”

“I’m done here Joel. Kiss me good bye, tongue me deep and if you bring an engagement ring, well, I’ll be the one on my knee. 7pm and try not to be late because, well, look at your friend Henry, right? LOL, he’s one Horny rope guy, right?”

“Oh, I won’t be late and Henry will not be early.”

“Good boy. So, Henry, Butch was gonna set up my video equipment in the basement. Shall I still invite your part time boyfriend or can you handle video? And no live streaming, understood?”

“SOB, I need to get better at asking questions. Ah, understood, Mistress Darla. Ooh, ooh, wait, I finally have a good question! Um, knowing Butch as I do, well, he must have some type of bucket set up in the corner, right my most fabulous Mistress Darla, who actually has perfectly sized boobs. Oops, I mean, Joel’s new woman with the best ordinary boobs in Middleton.”

“Hmmm, some things I don’t need to know about, but I suppose he has something in the corner. The back door will be unlocked, boys.”

“Attention all shoppers! Um, paper towels are now on sale in aisle 6. Also, the store has set up a Please Fund Me for our very own Joel, Tiger Joel, the king stud muffin of the home improvement store, so he can get that Hot babe an engagement ring.”

SOB! Did Henry just kiss me on the cheek? With a wet tongue? WTF dude, go discover Butch for that.

End Joel & Mrs. Danvers 01