Everyone Loves Raymond – Celebrities & Fan Fiction

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It was a relatively quiet night at the Barone house. The twins were staying across the street with Frank and Marie, and their daughter was on a sleepover at a friends house across town. Ray and Debra had invited Robert and Amy over for dinner, where she was glad to play hostess without her mother-in-law critiquing every move.

As Debra was serving up some chocolate cake for dessert, the guys were reminiscing about some of their old days back in high college. They brought up a couple of their old girlfriends, and some of their awkward dates. Of course Ray mentioned the time he spied on Robert with Gina DePino, the class flirt.

“Ah yes! Gina DePino!” Robert stammered, as he was visualizing the busty brunette. “Or as we used to call her, VaGina.” The two brothers snickered to themselves over their immature name calling.

The girls cringed as they listened to the guys talk about their sexual conquests. The brothers didn’t take the hint, and continued to ramble on about their shenanigans. Raymond relived the spying episode as if it were yesterday.

“That was the first time I ever saw boobies! They were awesome! Even if I was watching from your bedroom closet.”

“You were in the closet spying on them! Debra scolded, with a hint of disgust in her tone. “It’s so nice to know I married a pervert.”

Robert couldn’t resist a chance to chime in and embarrass his brother. “I all the time thought why my closet was littered with old crusty tissues.”

Again the girls shook their heads in disgust. This time Amy had had enough. She called the guys a couple of pigs before storming out. “And we don’t wanna hear the story about how you did Gina DePino in the butt! I’ll be in the car!”

Robert and Raymond just looked at each other dumbfounded at Amy’s revelation.

“YOU TOLD HER?!” Raymond screamed at his brother for telling his fiancée about the dirty deed. “Why would you tell her that?”

As Robert sat there in silence, Debra just threw her hands up in the air in disbelief. She was staring daggers at her husband before letting him have it.

“We can not even have an enjoyable dinner together without you bringing up a story of whacking off in a closet while watching your brother buttfuck the college whore. Nice, Ray. Real nice.”

Debra just rolled her eyes at the two sulking guys, before heading upstairs. “Real nice.”

“I can not believe you told Amy!” Ray said, under his breath, trying to get the last word in. “There’s certain things that are better left unsaid.”

Robert just stood up and moped toward the door, whimpering about how he was going to make it right with his girlfriend.

Raymond went upstairs to apologize to Debra, hoping that if he was sincere, he might get lucky. All the talk about “VaGina” had got him excited. As he joined his wife in bed, he gave a half-hearted apology, saying he didn’t mean to bring up any past girlfriends.

“Gina DePino has got nothing on you!”

Raymond massaged Debra’s smooth tanned thigh, trying to get a response from his wife, who was giving him the silent treatment. His attempts at making up weren’t going very well. Apologies weren’t really his strong point.

“You know I’d much rather be stroking myself watching you.” He ran his large hands down Debra’s legs and back, making sure to pet her gorgeous round ass.

“I’m the luckiest guy in the world. I have a gorgeous wife that has the nicest ass on the block. Gina DePino only wishes she could have an ass like yours.”

Raymond’s flattery was beginning to actually take affect. Debra arched her back, flaunting her butt in front of her husband, who continued to caress it. Apparently Debra was in the mood too. Why else would she have put on her sexy black nightie, something usually reserved for special occasions.

Debra finally gave up on the silent treatment, having a change of heart. Ray’s tender massage seemed to be doing the trick. She rolled over, asking about their infamous night with Gina DePino.

“I never knew you were a voyeur. Did you really watch him from the closet?”

Ray was happy that Debra decided to talk to him, maybe there was a possibility of some nookie after all. However, he didn’t like being busted for jerking off in the closet. He figured he’d let it all out in the open.

“I hid in his closet a bunch of times. I watched Robert and several of his girlfriends. It was something I looked forward to every Saturday night!”

Debra was somehow intrigued by this little secret, no matter how perverted it was. Raymond couldn’t believe that she wasn’t chewing him out for being so naughty.

“But did you actually play with yourself, or did you just watch?”

Raymond didn’t exactly know how to respond. He knew that he must have jerked off at least a dozen times while hiding in the closet. Raymond wasn’t lying about the tissues either. He was hesitant to let his wife know what a pervert he was. He swallowed his pride and told the truth, figuring as long as Debra seemed interested, why lie any more than he had to.

“I jacked off every time” Raymond confessed, still twirling his finger over his wife’s luscious body. “The night Robby fucked VaGina, I made a massive mess. That was the first time I got caught. She wasn’t too happy.”

“Really?” Debra asked, not quite believing his story. “And what did Robert have to say about you spying on him?”

“Oh he loved it! It was actually his idea. He liked performing.”

Debra just shook her head at Raymond.

“Did it stop in high college, or do you still spy on him and Amy?”

Raymond should have seen this trap coming, he knew he was going to get in trouble somehow.

“Absolutely Not!” he replied emphatically. “I haven’t done anything like that in years! You know I wouldn’t do anything to jeopardize our marriage. I’ve been true to you since our wedding day.”

Debra reached out and put her hand on Raymond’s bare shoulder, comforting him.

“Relax Honey! I just wanted to know if you still have fantasies about watching.”

Raymond began to perk up, realizing that Debra was more than just a little interested in his voyeur history. He ran his hands up her smooth body, pulling her in tightly and giving his wife a long passionate kiss. The beautiful brunette responded with enthusiasm as well, taking advantage of their night alone.

Debra sat up and traced her finger over Raymond’s face, teasing her sex-starved hubby. She had her own kinky little sex game in mind.

“So you really like to watch?” she said seductively while running her hands across his bare chest. “Do you want to watch me? Will you jerk off watching me?”

Raymond couldn’t believe what he was hearing. His wife had never hinted at anything like this before. He wasn’t about to let the opportunity for some fun pass him by. Debra flashed a devilish smile as she grabbed a box of Kleenex off the nightstand and offered it to him, pointing to a chair across the room.

The horny husband took the box and let out a huge grin at their kinky bedroom games. He obediently took a seat across the room, waiting for Debra to put on a show for him.

The horny milf didn’t waste any time, and wasn’t shy about showing off her tight body. Ray was right, she really did have the best ass on the block. The frustrated housewife was letting go a lot of pent up energy as she put on a show for her husband. Raymond quietly watched with his dick in his hand, while Debra wiggled her tushy for him.

“Did Gina like to do this?” she teased, while reaching back and gently fingering her tight asshole.

Raymond almost blew his load right there. Anal was a taboo subject in the Barone house. It has always been off limits. His cock was throbbing at the mere thought of fucking his wife’s beautiful butt. Debra kept teasing and pleasuring herself. She poked her finger inside, giving Raymond a nice view of her anal play. She knew it was driving him crazy.

“Did Robert ever do any ass licking?” she asked with a sly smile. “Would you lick my ass for me, Ray?”

A small drop of pre-cum emerged from Raymond’s swollen cock as he watched his wife tease him with her gorgeous ass. He licked his lips at the idea of tonguing her once forbidden backdoor. He slowly stood up and walked, with his hand on his cock, over to the edge of the bed.

Debra got up on her hands and knees, shaking her ass for him once more.

“I’m a dirty little girl, Ray. Be a big strong man and squeeze my butt and lick this dirty girl’s dirty hole.

Raymond could barely contain himself. He knelt on the floor and cupped Debra’s luscious butt cheeks and buried his tongue into her virgin asshole. The sexy brunette squealed with delight at this taboo sex act. She loved the feeling of his slick tongue probing in and around her sensitive brown hole. She clawed the bed sheets, screaming as the kinky new thrill was driving her crazy. She wanted more.

“Fuck my ass, Ray. I’ve been a dirty girl. Please fuck my ass!”

Raymond stood up and stroked his rock hard cock several times, lubing it up with his own pre-cum. He couldn’t believe he was finally getting some of his beautiful wife’s forbidden fruit. He clumsily leaned ahead, worried that his big cock wouldn’t fit in such a tiny hole. His wife was getting restless.

“Fuck my ass, Ray! Stick your big cock in my naughty hole!

Raymond pressed the head of his cock up against his wife’s quivering anus, causing her to flinch. He regained his bearings and tried to insert it again. Debra let out another high pitched squeal at the idea of going through with this.

“Do it Ray! Fuck my tight asshole!”

Raymond was all set to achieve his goal of buttfucking his wife, when he was startled by something behind him.

His nosy mother was standing in the doorway.

“Raymond how could you?!”

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