WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction. The events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the presenters, channels, people, events etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in your current country of residence. All characters depicted in this fiction are over 18 years of age. I do not own Emma Louise Jones or any other presenter, person or their likeness.

Starring: Emma Louise Jones (UK Television presenter)

Dirty Cabbie: Emma Louise Jones

An erotic fan-fiction story.

by DaxG2001

Codes: Cons, MF, oral.

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“Corr blimey! Talk about playin’ two up front!” Graham chuckled to himself in this thick English accent as he saw the very pleasing to the eye figure walking towards his cab as he was parked outside of the stadium. “A gorgeous long haired blonde woman, packing in an hourglass figure into a tight blue dress that more than showed off deep cleavage from her huge, rounded tits. Winding down the window as the female with her handbag approached. “Orr right Love! You Miss Jones?” He leaned out, wearing a flat cap-style hat and dressed in comfortable dark pants and a sleeved shirt. Seeing her confirm she’d booked him as she nodded with a smile. “Hope right in then. Let’s get out out of the cold before you start freezin’!” He chuckled as he leaned back in. Pressing the button to open up the back door as she stepped in to take a seat. The window wound back up as he started up the taxi.

“Oh trust me, I’m used to a bit of chill at the stadiums!” Emma Louise Jones, the rising star of sports television presenting in the UK said as she clicked her seatbelt into place. “Wish I’d brought a bloody jacket though!” She laughed as the beauty who has worked with the BBC, Premier Sports and many others sat back in the seats.

“Too right! Right chill than usual tonight…” Graham said, tapping in the route. “Takin’ you to the hotel then shall I?”

“Yes, please. Wrapped up the filming so I could do with some good sleep after the match.” Emma confirmed with a nod.

“Right you are Love! Be there in no time.” He said, a glance with the rear view mirror to check on her before he pulled the car away from the stadium to start to drive off.

“So, you a presenter then, eh Love?” Graham started up some conversation as he headed into town.

“Yeah! I work for Leeds United’s TV channel, and their socials and all that.” Emma stated with a smile. “I’ve got other gigs too… Radio and all that.”

“Corr blimey, didn’t know I had a celeb in me cab today! I would have dressed up!” He joked, drawing a laugh from the blonde.

“Oh stop! It’s bad enough when the tabloids use my pics to drag out a story when there isn’t one.” Jones replied.

“Oh I bet, Love… Seein’ you in that outfit? I reckon a good few blokes were havin’ a hard time focusin’ on the match.” He said cheekily as he sneaked in another glance back at her with his mirrors.

“Oi! Easy there, mate.” Emma smirked. “Eyes on the road and not on me.” She teased, but didn’t sound completely offended by his remark.

“I know, Love, I know…” He chuckled for a moment. “You’ve already got me bang to rights tellin’ me you’re a presenter. Dressed and lookin’ like that I figured you were one of those WAGs or the like from one of the players.”

“I’d take that as a compliment… But I’m a lot more than just a pretty face and a dress.” Jones stated as she brushed her hair back.

“Heh, too right about that Love.” He said again with a shameless smile.

“Oi! I see that smirk, mate! What’s that all about?” She raised an eyebrow, picking up on the tone of his voice.

“Well Love… I might be an older geezer and not on the same bracket as your bloke? But checkin’ you out? I’d definitely be ready to tackle you in the box when you’re playing two up front like that!” He bluntly said followed by another laugh as he tested his luck.

“Oh my God! You’re worse than the bloody replies on my socials!” Emma laughed even as her eyes were wide at his remarks.

“It’s the truth Love! A game lookin’ bird like you getting’ fellahs droolin’ at the mouth? You bloody well know what you’re doin’, and you’re doin’ it real well.” He stated the obvious.

“Well, it’s true that I’m no newcomer to this all… Doesn’t give you the right to be staring at me like my dress fell open.” She scolds him as she crossed a long, smooth leg over the other. “Besides…” She starts to smirk, looking at the rear mirror to wait for him to try and sneak another look at her. “I don’t think you’d be able to handle me. Not like my ‘bloke’ can at least.” She teased. Making it sound like she was implying she might not even have a boyfriend right now.

“Sounds like that’s a challenge to me, Love!” Graham said with a grin as he caught her eyes for a moment before locking back onto the road ahead. “And to that I say darlin’ that I might be no spring chicken, but this old dog has got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. I can tidy a bone right away if you catch my drift.” He boldly said.

“Oh, like I’ve not heard that before.” Emma flatly said, still looking like she wasn’t convinced yet even as she didn’t object to the rather sexist remarks he’s been levelling at her.

“Hmmmm… Tell you what then, Love…” He said, keeping the cab driving. “Give me like a few minutes of your time. If I ain’t impressin’ you by then? The ride’s Free.” He said, floating what was clearly an indecent proposal to the blonde bombshell.

“A few minutes? Yeah sounds like a couple exes.” Emma joked. “And if I am impressed?” She teased back.

“Well, trust me Love, we’ll see what happens but I ain’t had any complaints from any bird yet about me.” He confidently stated. “Just never in the back of me cab like this.” He added with another snigger.

“You’re a right cheeky bugger, aren’t you?” Emma shook her head a bit. “But if you’re willing to take a hit and miss a fare? Then I’m game… Let’s see if you can back up with that bloody cocky mouth of yours has been saying.” She said to take up the bet of sorts.

“Love, I could bloody tell you were a game one…” He grinned, reaching forward to pause the cab fare meter. A quick change of route on his phone on the dashboard as he switched routes. A few minutes drive all that was needed as Emma watched the car pull into a side alleyway. Down a bit to behind a warehouse lot in a secluded space. “Me usual spot for chompin’ down me lunch.” He casually explained as he turned off the engine and unclipped his safety belt.

“Bet you’re sharing it with the rats, huh?” Emma joked as she unclipped her belt. Watching as the taxi driver stepped out from the driver’s seat to quickly go around and enter into the back.

“Only rat is the one you’re glarin’ at, toots!” Graham smirked as he closed the door. “Right then… Hope you’re countin’ the minutes then.” He said as he moved to sit down next to her. Reaching for his belt to loosen it and start to shove down his trousers.

Having called his bluff for the last part of the drive, she now found out he wasn’t kidding around with his confidence. The sight of a meaty, long cock making her jaw drop as her eyes widened with surprise. “No bloody way!” The English beauty remarked in her own strong accent as she sat up straight and looked him over. “That’s… OK, now I can see why you were so bleeding cocky before!” She admitted with a slightly nervous laugh as she brushed her hair back. Realising that there was more than a good chance this encounter wasn’t going to last mere minutes, let alone seconds as she’d assumed.

“No takin’ it back now, darlin’…” Graham said with a grin, openly staring at her rack as he started to stroke his cock. Or at least tried to as to his own pleasant surprise the TV, radio and Podcast host reached down to take a hold of his prick herself.

“Well, I mean… It would be rude not to, right?” Emma claimed with a smirk. Slipping herself down to her knees on the cab floor as his grin widened while he spread his legs. Allowing her to shift in close as she stroked his fat dick. “I’m sure I can find a few minutes for you…”

“Mmmmm… Be my bloody quest, Love!” He eagerly said, groaning already as her palm got him hardening.

“God! I feel like a right cheap tart already!” Emma laughed before she leaned in. Opening her mouth and showing some boldness herself to instantly wrap her full lips around this stranger’s cock. Making him moan out as he got the feeling of her softness as she sunk down to take the crown and an inch or so inside. Her oral hole helping to get him to full mast along with her pumping hand. Her position showing off her massive tits in her dress as well, all serving to keep him grinning while she let out a groan around his meat. Not objecting to the taste and feeling her lips stretching like this was a thickness, let alone a length, that she wasn’t used to taking. Slurping on his bell-end as she stroked away on the shaft and felt exactly what his full size was packing.

“Mmmmmphhh… Mmmmm…” She groaned as she began to bob her head. Letting those juicy lips glide down his pole before rising back up to keep the head inside. Staring up with slightly narrowed eyes at the grinning, moaning face of the mature man she’s agreed to blow. Like a part of her is still mad at his blunt statements but even she can’t resist getting a piece of some big dick as she sucks up and down. Having to use a hand to brush back her long blonde hair as she works her head up and down nice and smooth. Showing her own talents already for a motion that’s far from novice as she pumps away with with her mouth. Still keeping her hand working along the lower part for a nice double team as she makes sure to test that he can actually handle some action and isn’t just for show.

“Mmmmm! Bloody Hell, Love! Mmmmm… Those are fuckin’ lips that could… Ahhhhh… Suck the tar off a road!” He gave his own brand of compliments as he moaned out. Watching that gorgeous face move up and down towards his lap as her lips stayed pressed around his thickness. Getting her saliva applied onto the more than ample inches as she bobbed away and groaned herself around his tool. The smile staying on his face as he watches her suck on his dick and increase her pace slowly over time. Showing how much she’s getting into this as well as now used to the feeling of such a huge dick inside of her oral hole. “Mmmmm! Ahhhhh… I can bleedin’ see why… Mmmmm! You made some blokes blow in a couple min before!” He stated before letting out a moan. Experiencing how talented for a lot more than just radio and TV presenting her mouth is as she sucked away. Handling over half of his cock now between her ripe lips while her hand held his base to twist around.

“Mmmmphhh! MMMMM… Mmmmmphhh!!!” Emma finds herself closing her eyes, getting further into this sudden Blowjob as she rocks her head smoothly back and forth. Her hand going to his leg to rest as she lets her soothing, damp mouth deliver all the pleasure to the already moaning out cabbie she’s sucking off in the back of his taxi. Her saliva dripping downward towards his balls as she works away with her soft lips. Even her tongue flicking up at his shaft once in a while as it passes in and out of her mouth. “Mmmmm… Hmmmmmphhh… Mmmmm!!” She didn’t even object to him now reaching down, brushing her golden locks back behind her shoulders and not just to keep a clear view of her stunning facial features either as she bobbed away. Watching her big tits jiggling in her dress from the firm motion her head was doing to service him.

“MMMMM… Not to ruin the moment, Love? AHHHHH… But that’s been a good… MMMMM… Ten minutes now that you’ve been blowin’ me…” Graham moans out, having to loosen a couple buttons on his shirt like the Blowjob is already taking something out of him. Still staying rock hard inside of her mouth as she deeply slurps up and down. Ensuring his fat cock was nicely coated in her saliva as it began to drip onto the back seats he was on. “AHHHHH… Guess that’s not a worry to you then!” He smiled when rather than reacting she kept sucking up and down on him. Even taking a moment to raise up until the head was inside so she could turn her head from side to side. Grinding her lips around the crown before she went back to sliding the rod in and out. Staying kneeling in front of him as she delivered a smooth, steady pace that indeed would have already sent many a man, sports far or player alike, into an early finish at this point.

“MMMMMPHHH! HMMMM!! MMMMPHHH…” The eyes of British sports presenter opened with a look far more filthy than she’d had when first stepping into his cab. Keeping her plump lips wrapped around his dick as she dragged them up and down along his size. Her own saliva dripping down her chin, hitting the exposed skin of her huge chest and dripping down into the deep cleavage as her tits continued to bounce a bit just from her sucking some dick. “MMMMM… MMMMMPHHH…” Letting her groans vibrate around his meaty tool as she made the older man moan out from how pleasurable and wet her oral hole was. Getting in another round of deep slurps onto him before she slowly, teasingly lifted that red Hot mouth all the way up and off from him. Her tongue sliding across the tip as she took in some much need air after having had her mouth filled up not just so deeply, but for a significantly longer amount of time than she’s used to while giving some head.

“Easy there darlin’!” Graham stayed smiling as he watched her sit back. “Felt like you were tryin’ to rip my soldier right off of me!”

“Well, I had to test you out, right?” Emma shamelessly replied with a smirk. Giving him more reasons to grin as he skipped the straps of her dress down. Showing off more of her tits in a snugly fitting blue bra.

“Be my guest, Love…” He just watched the show as she slipped her tight attire further down her curved frame. Showing off a pair of black panties so the mismatching but still sexy enough underwear was a sure sign she hadn’t been expecting to fuck today. Especially not in the back of a cab that was supposed to be taking her to her hotel.

“Well ain’t you a charmer?” She teased again once she’s removed her dress. The panties soon following before she moved upward. Pushing him to lean back again in the seats as she mounted his lap. “Bet you say that to any dirty slag who spreads ’em for you?” She said as she reached down, lining up that dick with her entrance and just from dragging the head against her folds, he could feel a wetness down there from her already.

“Never in the back of me cab, Love. I swear…” He claimed as he stared at those juicy tits even as barely covered as they were.

“Sure…” Jones didn’t seem to buy it as she lowered herself down. Making them both moan out as his thick length pushed up into her tightness. Her head just brushing the top of the cab as she began to shift on his dick to bounce on his cock. A nice combination of her wetness and all the spit covering his rod allowing a smooth motion as she rocked up and down. “MMMMM!! Fuck me! That’s bloody big…” She gasped as she felt her walls already spreading from the invasion as she had to ease up and down to let herself adjust to the feeling. Her eyes narrowing however as she’d expected him to grip her and start thrusting himself up into her. Only to find his eyes, unsurprisingly glued with anticipation onto her chest. “Alright, fine! You Horny old geezer!” Even she had to laugh as she reached back while mounted on his dick. Unfastening her bra to finally peel it off and unleash those massive, rounded tits in all their jiggling glory.

“OH FUCK! MMMMM!! She moaned out when instantly both his hands went onto those mighty jugs of hers. Squeezing in deep as the shaking flesh moved around his fingers, so big enough that even one hand couldn’t handle a tit each alone. The sight working though as gripping her in this way his cock started sliding up into her snug Pussy. The pleasure perhaps clouding their thoughts as they didn’t seem too concerned about how he was going into her without any protection on as he pumped upward into the busty blonde as she began to rock down against the motion. Keeping her tits shaking in his grasp as she moaned out and had to brush her hair back before her hands went onto his shoulders for some support. “Should have known… MMMMM FUCK… You’d go straight for them! MMMMM…”

The point only further proven when he leaned in and took a nipple into her mouth. Cupping the big tit from underneath to keep feeling her up as he loudly and without any shame at all slurped on her to keep her moaning. Even as his big cock filling up her Pussy was proving pleasure enough. Feasting on his tits as his mouth on her nipple easily made her rock hard as he fondled her rack. Grinning up at her as he sucked in air when he switched to her other tit. Delivering the same worship to the other breast while it jiggled in his grip. Flicking his tongue out at the nub as she groaned and rocked against his pumps. Showing off his own ability to multi-task with that stunning body of hers, and in a whole different way than he should be while on taxi driving duty as he’s supposed to be.

“MMMM SHIT! OH FUCK! MMMMM…” Jones moaned out, leaning her head forward a bit so she could again brush her long blonde hair back as she moved up and down on his fat dick. His inches now deeply up into her from the repeated motion they were both doing as she bounced her snug, wet Pussy right onto that piston-like pace he was delivering. Leaning back up so her head was again brushing on the top of the cab they were fucking in to give her just the right amount of space to work with. Making the slap echo around the back of the vehicle as her crotch hit off of his with nice timing. Dropping down as he delivered a stiff pump up to keep her snatch stuffed and wet. Another sure sign that alongside his cock being one of, if not the biggest, she’s ever taken on, this action already ranked extremely high amongst her previous sexual encounters in the past.

Not that trying to outscore her exes was high on this perverted cabbie’s mind right now. Moaning into her big tits as he sucked and kissed across the very ample flesh of the radio and television hostess. Her nipples already coated in his spit and leaving a fair amount onto her skin for good measure as he travelled back and forth to worship both tits. Not forgetting to pump away into her snatch however. Managing to drive up when she lowered down into him for some good team work as he got to be balls deep in her wet, snug Love tunnel. His hands still holding onto her rack as likely any man, football fan or otherwise, would do if they got a chance like this. All the while backing up his own boasting from before as he showed her he could easily last with a stunner like her. Briskly fucking her to match how she was riding away on him at the same time.

“MMMMM! Hungry, dirty bastard, aren’t you? MMMMM SHIT! Come on, you old bugger! MMMMM… Yeah, like that…” The English beauty moaned out as she continued to raise and lower her curvaceous frame along that thrusting dick that was driving up into her box. Her long hair swaying behind her while her arse clapped down into him as she dropped straight down, helping to make sure every inch was right up into her. Her snatched clamped around him to keep him moaning out while she groaned in delight from being stretched out nicely as he hit far deeper into her than she was used to taking. “MMMMM SHIT… Now who is the one… MMMMM! Bloody trying to suck off my fucking tits… AHHHHH… Right off of me, huh?” She took a turn to sexily tease, smirking down as he saw how he was basically motorboating himself into her chest as it bounced around his face. Not objecting too much from her own moans as she greatly enjoyed how his shaft was sliding up and down into her folds as she worked her twat against him. Showing off her own ability that this was far from her first time riding some dick, just never in such a space with low headroom like this before.