“He said it!” Chloe sputtered out in greeting Jade.

“No way,” Jade couldn’t believe it. Chloe had texted her at noon that she had spent last night with Greg and was dying to meet her for a drink. Jade had to stay late at the office today and could only put on some simple makeup before heading out. But she certainly wouldn’t want to miss out on this.

“I am telling you, he did” Chloe affirmed. “I got him so hot that poor Greg could only think with his little pee pee.”

“He really did say he had a small penis??” Jade still couldn’t believe it.

“Loud and clear. And do you know what I think? Or actually, what I know now. Deep down, he wanted to say it. This kind of embarrassment is his biggest thrill. When he finally said it, he exploded inside me like his little one had probably never cum before.”

“Wow, that’s really something,” Jade took a moment to let it sink in. “What happened next?”.

“We both collapsed on top of each other. It was really so intense, and I stayed on top of him until we got our breath back.”

“You rode him and… you came, too?” Jade asked incredulously.

“Yeah, that was the crazy part, it’s actually unbelievable, but I’m officially in the 4 inches cum sluts club today, hahahah.” Chloe was laughing hard. “You know, I was riding him at that moment, and I made sure that I got enough game on my clit. I was riding him really hard. And all the dirty talk and the excitement of getting him to confess was so exhilarating too. I wet the whole bed, that’s how aroused I was.”

“I didn’t even know you were such a dirty talker ha-ha. And then?”

“After his orgasmic high, he was probably pretty sensitive. And he must have been extremely embarrassed that he said that and even came in the process. So, of course, I told him that it was amazing. And it really was. Just different amazing than normal.” giggled Chloe.

“During the whole night, I held his little one in my hand. Told him that I feel safer that way.” Chloe grinned broadly.

“You can’t imagine how small he can get. It can’t be more than 1-2 inches. And whenever he woke up and realized I was still holding it, clearly able to feel how small he really was, he would instantly get hard. It must have been a constant whirlwind of shame and arousal for him.” Chloe had to laugh out loud.

“You know, I think I really like him. He’s got good manners, he is caring and smart and stuff. I like spending time with him, too and he has a hot body. The small penis thing, well, it’s not a solution for sex in the long run, but I enjoy teasing him about it, feeling his embarrassment. And you know what’s best?” asked Chloe.

“No, what?”

“He loves it more than anything. He loves it when I embarrass him, make fun of him sweetly, mock him in the most innocent ways. I mean, that’s fantastic. I’m going to have soooo much fun with him.” Chloe was happily beaming at Jade.

“Sounds like you have new plans already.” Jade was suspicious.

“You just know me too well, baby.”

“Let’s hear it then,” Jade couldn’t hide her curiosity.

“I took a closer look at the condoms on his nightstand. Did you know they come in different sizes?” asked Chloe.

“No, I thought they were all more or less one size fits all.” Jade shrugged.

“Yeah, that’s what I thought, too. But then again, I never thought a big white guy could have a 4 incher. And that’s why I researched it on the Internet.”

“You really researched this?” asked Jade incredulously.

“Yes, you do have to get informed about the big things and the small things in life, sweetie. So, here’s the thing: The length of condoms is not really decisive. They are all more or less about 7 to 8 inches. Surely, if you need a longer one, that’s a problem, but for most guys, it is fine. Even an 8-inch-long condom you can just unroll less in case you are running out of penis after some inches, haha. But then with the width, there is where the things get crucial, because the condom can slip off if it is too loose. For the width, the standard size is about 2 inches. The largest condoms I could find go up to almost 3 inches, though.” She picked up her water glass from the table and clasped it with her hand. She took the glass away again and left her fingers in the grasping position. “Look, like this ha-ha.”

“Woah, yeah, that’s what I am talking about. That’s the real thing,” Jade chuckled. She reached for Chloe’s hand and put hers over it, as if they were both clasping that big imaginary cock, with a pumping motion. Quickly, Chloe pulled her hand away.

“Ah, you’re really disgusting.” But Chloe had to laugh, too.

“Ok, but back to Greg,” Chloe slowly closed her hand and looked at Jade through the tight opening of her now almost closed hand.” Greg would be able to do with 1-1.5 inches, I’m sure.”

Jade giggled “Hahaha, so cute. Now how big were the condoms he uses?”

“That’s the thing. He uses the standard size, so 2-inch width”

“Really? Hmm, maybe he doesn’t know you can buy different sizes either?!” Jade tried for an explanation.

“I don’t think so. I mean, guys are all about their size down there. He knows he has a small penis. Not just, since last night, believe me. So, I’m sure he knows there are smaller condoms, too.”

“Are you afraid it could have slipped down yesterday? Sounds dangerous.” Jade suddenly snorted with laughter.

“What’s sooo funny?” asked Chloe.

“Ah, I just had to think of something: imagine the two of you having a baby accidently. If it’s a boy, and with your Asian genes and Greg’s, Oh God, poor guy. And the blame wil be all on you. Haha, I don’t even want to think about it anymore.”

“Oh, Shut up, it didn’t slip off yesterday, ok!? So, anyway, after all, I hardly moved more than a few inches back and forth on him. But it didn’t really feel right to me either. It can’t fit him really, which is probably why he had been fiddling around with it so nervously.

“You’re probably right. Well, then you can order assorted sizes on the Internet an try them on, then you are on the safe side” Jade suggested.

“Oh, darling, you really are too uncreative. Where is the fun in that? No way, that would be far too easy on him. The smallest size I could discover online was 1.7 inches, anyway. Still too wide for him to be a perfect fit. So, I think we really need professional advice. What do you think? That’s the only reasonable and mature option for informed, educated, and enlightened citizens like us, right?” Chloe could barely stifle a laugh.

“You don’t want to…” Jade snorted.

“Exactly, I’m gonna go to a sex store with Greg. And then we’ll buy the condoms together. That is, he will buy the condoms and I will make sure he has to ask for the right size, precisely. And I will be standing next to him. God, this is gonna be so so hilarious” Chloe beamed with excitement.

“And you think he’ll do it?” Jade was still sceptical.

“Babe, you still don’t get it, do you? Of course, he won’t admit it, but deep down he wants it. He wants to be humiliated by his hot girlfriend, he wants to sink to the ground in shame. He gets off on it. I just have to give him an excuse to reason with himself why he has to do it, that’s all.”

“You’re really good, damn!” Jade had to admit that she had underestimated her friend. “Can I come?” Jade grinned.

“I wish you could be there, but that would be too much. It will be better to keep him in doubt about whether you know about his little guy or not. I think that would make him really nervous when meeting you.”

“Then, when can I meet him, your big stud,” Jade giggled.

“I have a surprise for you. He’s coming by here in a little while.”

“What? And you’re just telling me now? I didn’t dress up very pretty today at all.” Jade gave an offended snort.

“Babe, it doesn’t matter. And besides, you look sweet enough in your innocent office outfit, pencil skirt, white blouse, light makeup, and secretary glasses. Greg is certainly not going to complain. And besides, he’s already taken, ha-ha.”

“Ah, you never want to distribute with me, you’re soooo cheap.”

“But you’re welcome to make him a little nervous. Then you’d be in the game too.” Chloe suggested.

“Oh god, if he comes in here, I’m gonna be thinking about his little pee pee the whole time.” Jade slapped her hand to her forehead.

**************

Greg had had a terribly busy Friday and had to get up early and leave Chloe early due to meetings scheduled all day.

He had been quite glad though that in this way he and Chloe hadn’t had time to share breakfast together in the morning as he feared the akwardness after yesterday night.

Chloe was still half asleep when he left the apartment. He gave her a kiss on the lips and said goodbye. He eyed her for another moment and took in the sight. Her long, silky, pitch-black hair sprawled across the pillow, her perfect face, the lightly tanned, shimmering smooth golden skin contrasting with the white sheets, her shapely thighs, and her sweet peach butt peeking out from under the sheets only half-covered.

Once in the office, he could hardly concentrate. The previous night had been exhausting. Frequently he had awakened only to find Chloe still holding his penis in her sleep. Not wanting to wake her up, he didn’t dare to move. If she had woken up, she would have realized how small his penis really became when it was all soft. Oh God, how he hoped she hadn’t woken up. The most embarrassing thing was that he immediately got hard at that thought. The night was a steady succession of sleep, awakening, shame, arousal, erection, more shame, and a restless sleep again.

He still couldn’t quite believe that he had openly admitted to Chloe that he had a small penis. “A small penis.” She had somehow made him say it, while also correcting him that he shouldn’t say “dick or cock,” but “penis” because “cock and dick” were reserved for the big boys. So, she had really always said “penis” on purpose to designate and manifest his lack in size.

But the worst and most embarrassing was that shortly after his public confession, he had cum harder than ever before. What was Choe supposed to think? God, but she had also ridden him so hard that it had just been too much. And all of it had been so incredibly hot. He couldn’t remember ever coming so intensely and so much before. He could even feel his own cum running down his penis, even though he had a condom on.

Greg consoled himself with the fact that Chloe had cum too. He was quite sure, all that pussy juice, her moaning and collapsing on his body, that was an orgasm, it had to be one. He was a little proud of that, too. Did she cum from the penetration or did she enjoy teasing him about his little penis as much as he did? Did she maybe like small penises better than big cocks? Or had it just been typical dirty talk for her, which could be about a different topic again tomorrow?

When Greg left office to head over to the bar, where Chloe asked him to meet for a drink, he couldn’t get the image of this morning out of his head: Chloe lying there in all her delicate beauty, on the bed, asleep and her outstretched hand still forming a small fist as if holding a thin rope.