I am happily married but my frigid wife is completely unaware of my fetish of fingering and fucking old ladies. They must be at least 65 and I have found the simplest way to get into their knickers starts with a simple kiss.

Of course, fulfilling my fetish was never easy so when I was laid off I wondered about how I could get closer to my desires. It was so obvious; I would retrain as a care worker. It took four months and I also undertook the standard checks, so I was squeaky clean. But instead of working for a business and getting crap wages, I went freelance. It took a while to create up a client base but after my first old client, I got recommended quite a lot!

The first old lady to appreciate my fingers and cock was Hazel. She was 78, quite tubby, but at all times smelt divine. I used to just clean her home, do a bit of shopping, etc. once a week. I noticed that she at all times seemed unhappy even when I cracked a few jokes. Not a good begin. So, when we sat together over a cup of tea, I asked her why.

It turned out that she missed her husband and had no one who took an interest in her. Well, after knowing that I started to give her compliments and say how nice she looked, her new dress, etc. After a few weeks, I noticed she seemed to welcome our little chats more and more. On one visit she even gave me a sly kiss on the cheek as a thank you.

The next time she leaned in to kiss my cheek I kissed her full on the lips for just a second and then apologised saying it was unprofessional of me but in my defence, I found her very attractive.

That did it. When I kissed her the next time, she gently eased her tongue right into my mouth and we exchanged a lot of lovely saliva.

“Oh Tim, you are naughty but don’t stop. I love it that you like me”, she sighed.

“As I said, Hazel, I find you very attractive and would like very much to explore how we can help each other”. My cock was hard and I made sure she saw it. “You see, this is the effect you have on me”.

Leading me over to the sofa, we started kissing passionately, and the more passionate the more she parted her legs. Seeing that she was more than ready, I put my hand up her skirt feeling her lovely wrinkled thighs.

Easing her granny pants apart I was surprised at how hairy she was. Then slipping my hand onto her fat vulva, it felt so soft and swollen, and when I found quite a large exposed clit which was a real bonus.

Gently I started to rub it and without any warning, she came very hard!

“Now, let me see what you’ve got.” She unzipped me and before I knew it, she had her old wise hand wrapped fully around my stiff cock. “Tim what a lovely cock, almost too good to eat — I always loved the taste of my hubby”s cum I want to taste yours.”

She laid back and as I stood up her gob was around it. She licked it up and down and then squeezed out some pre cum and licked it up and then the mouth engaged with my bell end and her tongue danced over it. All the time she was wanking me as if she could not wait for me to cum.

“Come on Timmy, give granny what she wants.”

I could feel it coming and shot at least four streams of spunk into her mouth. Looking up at me, she let the spunk ooze out of her mouth and down her chin. Fuck, she looked so horny. Pulling my head down, she kissed me spunk and all.

“That was so great, Timmy.”

In the bedroom, Hazel lay completely naked, allowing me to take in everything that I love about ladies like her.

Her large full titties hung down onto her lovely belly.

Kneeling by her, I could not resist, stroking her saggy belly as it was so smooth, and as my hands went further to her prominent cunt she murmured, “Oh Tim, please suck my clit”.

I won’t go into all the lovely things we did, needless to say, as she turned over, with her arse in the air, I pushed my dick head up her crack and buried it into her shit hole, which she adored even more.

As a lot of my old lady clients, were not physically up to intercourse, I pleasured them in other ways. One of the most effective ways to get them interested was slowly wiping their fannies after they took a piss. As soon as I started working my magic fingers they were mostly hooked. And the benefit to me was that I got a hard-on from watching them take a piss.

I had always had a bit of a piss fetish since I was young when my old auntie who was slightly handicapped always asked me to take down and pull up her granny pants every time she went to the toilet. I think she got a kick out of seeing me mesmerised when she let out a heavy stream from her fat hairy cunt.

Carol, one of my regulars also had a bit of a liking for piss play.

She was approaching 80 and preferred me to fuck her up her shit hole and play with her clit whilst she straddled the toilet and pissed away.

After about 9 months I was surprised and upset to find that incontinence problems of one sort or another had affected lots of elderly ladies” sexual pleasure. So I set about re-educating them.

Joyce, who was a tubby, pleasant lady of 70, and a new client asked me to help her clean her kitchen. As with all new clients I at all times had to figure out if they wanted any sexual interest from me.

After three hours, I was cleaning under the sink and noticed a small leak from the waste pipe. Joyce told me where her dead hubby’s toolbox was and I set about to tighten the leaking pipe. Of course, I was on my back and Joyce asked if I wanted a cup of tea. When I said yes and started to wriggle from under the sink as she had to fill the kettle, she told me to stay where I was and then stepped over me to fill the kettle.

I could not fucking believe what I was seeing. Not two feet above me her fat cellulite-addled thighs were wide aside showing off her cunt encased in dripping wet granny pants.

Of course, it was no accident and I got an instant boner. My proud 7-inch cock tenting my thin uniform trousers.

I made sure she saw it when we were having our tea and true to form she could not keep her eyes off it. Needless to say, we were soon kissing very passionately exchanging lots of saliva and I quickly had my fingers inside her wet pants.

After lots of ohs and ahs, she dribbled more piss. For me, it was a big fucking turn-on. But she was ashamed.

I gently calmed her down and told her not to be. Taking her hand I put it over my hard-on and said that piss sex fucking got me going. Once she got more confident she loved a heavy piss fuck. She pissed over my cock whilst I pissed all up her nice hairy cunt.