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Shikamaru directed Sasuke to follow him into a circular gate where stood the Engine Core. Neji nudged Sasuke’s back with his handgun, pushing him towards the Core. Sasuke followed Shimakaru and slowly walked into the Core. It was perfectly quiet. There was no engine noise, rumble of the wheels, nothing. It was sound proof. Sasuke took it in. He was awed by the mysterious and seductive isolation. “Cozy, yes? Peaceful.” said Shikamaru. Sasuke nodded in response. “You are now in the heart of the Engine. I’ve devoted my entire life to this. It is eternity itself.” “Where are the wall-mounted vaginas for fuck sake!?” asked Sasuke. “Calm down, Sasuke. We’ll get there.” replied Shikamaru. “I am old. I want you to take my station. It’s what you wanted all along.” “No, what the fuck!? I want to blow off some steam. I was stuck in the back of the train with neckbeards breathing down my neck.” Shikamaru signalled Neji to open the small but thick iron hatch to unveil a horrible, inhuman sight. Neji’s sudden shrill scream caught Sasuke off-guard. “Wait, what? I thought you hid the wall-mounted vaginas down there.” Neji, completely overwhelmed by his emotions, shot his head with his handgun leaving Sasuke speechless. As Sasuke peered down into the hole, his face contorted in disgust. Within the complex, intricate moving parts of the engine were several gender-swapped Narutos masturbating into a vessel. “It’s kinda disgusting, but it couldn’t be helped.” replied Shikamaru. “You see, we ran out of water filters, and so we had to use a different kind of water filters.” “What the fuck!?” yelled Sasuke. “Look, I am not against child labor when it cannot be helped, but what the fuck is this!?” “Let me explain. Naruto’s cum has very little sperm inside of it, it’s mostly just water, because he’s a manlet, a she, a fucking neckbeard.” “Have you lost your mind, Shikamaru!?” “The FDA allows up to three milligrams or more of rodent poop per pound of chocolate. It’s the same thing if you think of it. Naruto is a special kind of rodent, and we need to use his cum for survival.” “Ok, I see, one more thing, where are the wall-mounted vaginas? I thought the elites had access to them.” “There’s nothing of the kind. If you flip one of the Narutos over, you can—” Sasuke shot himself in the head before he could finish. The end.

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