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The year is 5492. Due to a unprovoked nuclear attack launched by the United States against China, a global thermonuclear war ensued eradicating 99,9% of the human population. And ever since, humanity ran largely on green energy as fossil fuel and other non-green energies somehow became taboo. Humans now carry these disgusting large spiralling snail shells strapped to their waist into which they insert their genitalia for some undisclosed reason held secret by Aqua, a powerful organization that worships the environment as a transcendental being that stands above all divine beings. “Shit, I am running low on batteries!” complained Sasuke. “Again?” asked Shikamaru. “I have no idea why I need to constantly charge.” said Sasuke. “Wait, let me charge it for you.” said Shikamaru. Sasuke’s suspiciously disgusting snail shell gave a suspicious voice prompt. “Cross-device link not permitted.” it said. “Wait, why?” asked Shikamaru. “Forget it, I’ll do it myself.” Sasuke masturbated into the disgusting large spiralling snail shell, which allowed him to recharge his smartphone. “It’s really weird, but I feel like there’s these disgusting hamster paws scrapping the head of my dick every time I ejaculate. It’s fucking disturbing.” said Sasuke. “Are you serious?” asked Shikamaru. “Never experienced that.” “It’s true.” Sasuke said as he walked towards a water fountain completely oblivious to his surroundings. And then, as he bumped into the water fountain, the disgusting snail shell cracked open revealing small hamster-like gender-swapped Narutos. “What the fuck!?” yelled Sasuke. As the snail shell cracked open, we could see a cross-section view of the whole apparatus revealing a bunch of hamster wheels at the end of the snail thing as these disgusting gender-swapped Narutos were running in them as they licked off the cum smeared onto the bars of the wheels. “Shikamaru, record the whole thing and post it on neckbearddit.” ordered Sasuke. Suddenly, a enormous gender-swapped Naruto emerged from the ground menacingly. “I forbid you to do that, Shikamaru.” said gender-swapped Naruto. “As the head of Aqua, I cannot let that happen.” “How is he still alive?” asked Shikamaru. “I thought all the nukes were directed at him during the global thermonuclear war.” “Haha, you fool.” said Naruto. “I was the one who triggered the whole thing. My craving for Sasuke’s cum was so grand that—” “Sudoku, Tokatsu!” exclaimed Sasuke while performing some hand seals. “No, the forbidden jutsu, it can’t be!” screamed gender-swapped Naruto as he was getting choked to death. Ever since this incident, the world has been using Naruto hamster chimeras and gender-swapped Narutos as a source of fuel. The end.

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