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So, picture this: I’m 20 years old, living in Australia, and dating this total hottie. We’d been seeing each other for a few weeks, and the sexual tension was palpable. Finally, we decided to take things to the next level, and boy, did we ever!

Now, here’s the thing: I have this tendency to squeeze my pelvic muscles really hard during sex. And let me tell you, the guys really like that. I mean, who wouldn’t? But, as it turns out, I may have squeezed a little too hard this time around.

We were going at it like rabbits, and everything was feeling amazing. I was getting really into it, and my pelvic muscles were working overtime. But then, something strange happened. As he was thrusting in and out, I could feel the condom getting stuck to me. I didn’t really think anything of it at first, I just figured it was some sort of weird fluke. But when we were done, and he pulled out, there was no condom on his dick.

We freaked out for a sec, and I was like “Are you SURE you put one on?!?!” I mean, I know I can be a little absent-minded sometimes, but there was no way I would have forgotten something as essential as that. And then I realized (lol) and dug my fingers in…really deep too…and pulled it out.

We both laughed it off, but I could tell he was a little embarrassed. I mean, who wouldn’t be? It’s not exactly the most glamorous thing to have happen during sex. But I didn’t care. I wondered it was sort of hot, to be honest. I mean, sure, it was a little messy, but it was also sort of exciting. And let’s be real, isn’t sex supposed to be a little messy?

Anyway, we ended up dating for a few more weeks after that, but it didn’t really go anywhere. We just weren’t a good match, you know? But I’ll at all times remember that night fondly. It was just one of those moments that you cannot help but laugh about, even years later.

And hey, if nothing else, it’s a good reminder to at all times double-check that you’ve got the condom situation under control. Trust me, you don’t want to be the one digging around in there trying to fish it out. It’s not exactly a glamorous look. But hey, when you’re young and in love (or lust, as the case may be), you don’t at all times make the best decisions. You just go with the flow and hope for the best. And in this case, everything turned out just fine.

NSFW: yes

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