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Just a funny little moment. My girlfriend got dolled up for our date night, she looked sexy as hell (see my history). I took her to a top-notch French restaurant. Our waiter was a young guy, trying hard to be polite and professional, but I noticed his eyes getting gigantic for a moment when he saw her. She has that effect on a lot of guys (myself included) so I didn’t think much of it.

As we’re ordering, my girlfriend keeps covering her mouth with her hand like she’s trying not to giggle. I’m confused. When the waiter finally leaves, she starts cracking up. I ask her what’s up and she’s like, “he has such a hard-on!” And sure enough, when he comes back with our drinks he’s got a very obvious woody poking against his trousers. I exchange a glance with my girl but we somehow hold it together. She gives him a little smile and he gets flustered. I can tell she’s amused.

A bit later the really crazy part happens. I can see him behind her, approaching our table again. She doesn’t realize, and just as he’s arriving, she scoots her chair back and gets up to use the restroom. In doing so, she gently bumps into him, her ass brushing against his pants as she straightens up. As she turns to apologize, he doubles over, eyes fluttering, hands on his legs. I’m worried he’s in pain. She starts to ask if he’s okay but after a moment he mumbles something and stumbles quickly towards the back. I notice he’s blushing furiously.

We’re a bit puzzled. She visits the restroom and about 10 minutes later he reappears. We both notice he’s wearing different pants now—they’re obviously a size too small. And his hardon has vanished, but he’s still blushing.

She looks at me across the table and mouths at me: “Oh. My. God.”

NSFW: yes

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