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I’ve got a wild story to tell you about my first time. It’s not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill deflowering experience. No sir, mine involved a guy who wasn’t circumcised. Now, I know some people get all worked up over this, but to me, it wasn’t a big deal.

The thing is, he was also a virgin, so we were both pretty clueless about what we were doing. We were just going at it, enjoying the ride, when all of a sudden, he thrusted a little too hard. And that’s when shit hit the fan, folks.

His foreskin got pulled back and ripped from the base of the head back. There was blood everywhere. It was like something out of a horror movie. I swear, I wondered I was gonna pass out from the sight of it.

We had to rush him to the hospital, and let me tell you, explaining what happened to the triage nurse was not a fun experience. I mean, what do you even say in that situation? “Hi, my boyfriend just ripped his foreskin during sex. Can you help us, please?”

Anyway, he ended up getting five or six stitches in his dick, and now he’s got an inch-long scar to show for it. And let me tell you, that’s not something you forget about easily.

But you know what, as crazy and traumatizing as that experience was, it’s also sort of a bonding moment for us. We went through something together that was equal parts terrifying and hilarious. We still laugh about it to this day.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, “Ew, I could never be with someone who isn’t circumcised,” but honestly, it’s not that big of a deal. In fact, I sort of liked it. It was different, you know? And it definitely made for a memorable first time.

Of course, my relationship with that guy didn’t last very long. We were both young and inexperienced, and we eventually grew aside. But I’ll all the time have that crazy story to look back on and laugh about.

NSFW: yes

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