We probably all have that one neighbor who sits in front of their window without ever wearing pants, with the titties out. Well, that’s totally me in my neighborhood. Most of the time, especially when I’m at home, I don’t wear anything to conceal my perky boobies and ass. I work out and perform pilates in my underwear, sleep naked, cook naked, go around naked, and clean naked.

I typically leave the curtains open to let in some sunshine, and I believe I may now be my neighbor’s new favorite thing to watch. They have actually witnessed me bending and stretching in every efficient position without pants or a bra on. And because I have such a strong sexual desire, I typically masturbate with different toys three times a day at least. Even if my window is open, someone can hear me.

I often wear either an oversized shirt with my nipples protruding through it and no underwear when I go outside to pick up my mail or a pair of tight booty shorts that highlight my tiny waist and round booty paired with a crop top. Today, I went downstairs to pick up a package from the garden and ran into my wife’s next-door neighbor.

She was very kind and honest, telling me that her husband now spends his free time watching me through the window rather than watching porn anymore. They seem to be having sex as I’m using my vibrator just to spice things up. I’m wondering if I can join them.

NSFW: yes