I deep throated an unattractive guy’s cock at a Labor Day party because his girlfriend insulted my potato salad

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So, I went with some friends to a big Labor Day cookout. There were a bunch of people I knew there, and bunch I didn’t. It was warm outside, and there was a pool, so I wore a bikini top and a pair of short jean shorts. They’re not full-on daisy dukes, but still VERY short and show some cheek. Also, super comfy. I brought a dish of my popular potato salad to distribute.

I was there for about an hour, just drinking and catching up with people, when I heard this girl nearby who I didn’t know say (not to me) “ew, did you try that potato salad? So gross.” She didn’t know it was mine, but still, it took all of my strength not to turn around like, “excuse me, bitch?” (My potato salad is amazing.) I didn’t say anything, but kept my eye on her.

She was this uptight looking redhead with RBF. A minute later, she looked over at me, and I swear to God, she gave me a quick up-and-down glance and THAT LOOK that said “wow what a slut.”

Too bad I’d noticed her boyfriend checking me out earlier. Because that’s when I decided I was gonna go suck his cock.

Her boyfriend was not a particularly attractive guy. He was basically okay, but kinda loud, a little overweight (he had a beer gut), lots of hair. Not my type. I think he was 30-something.

I waited until he went into the pool house to get a drink and followed him in. We were the only ones there when I found him in the kitchen, and I asked if he could help me discover something. “I lose everything, hahaha!” I love playing dumb sometimes. ? I led him into the storage room off the garage.

Then, I “found” the other bikini top in my bag there and asked if he’d be a sweetie and help me tie it.

“You sure your girlfriend wouldn’t mind?” I winked at him.

I made him turn around while I pretended to mess around with the other top, and then told him to turn back. I was holding the top over my boobs.

“You wanna peek? I don’t mind. I saw you looking earlier. I won’t tell.””Uh….” he was totally nervous. “Yeah.”

So I dropped the top and let him stare at my tits for a second. Then I took one of his hands and let him feel.

Yeah, so one minute later, he’s leaning against the wall, and I’m on my knees in front of him, tits out, bobbing over his cock, working his balls with one hand. He actually didn’t have a bad cock. Then I told him to turn around, so I could brace the back of my head against the wall. I told him to go ahead and fuck my mouth, and that he could go as deep as he wanted. I could handle it.

Well, he definitely went for that. He was thrusting pretty hard, and I actually wondered I might gag once or twice, but pretty soon he just grunted and blew his load. I could tell he was close, so I was ready. I loudly gulped down his load, and then looked up so he could watch me lick his cock clean and say thank you.

“By the way, your girlfriend is kind of a bitch.”

He actually laughed. “You have no idea!”

Then he left and went back to the party, and I went around the side of the house so no one knew. Except one of my friends who was with me, who immediately gave me a look, and we both cracked up laughing because we both knew what I’d done. I still have no idea what his name was.

By the way – the secret to a really good potato salad is to (1) at all times use yukon golds, (2) let them cool completely after boiling, (3) NEVER add salt before they’re cooled, because then you get watery salad, and (4) add a healthy splash of white vinegar after the potatoes are cool, along with a bit of chili powder. I make damn good potato salad.

NSFW: yes

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