Ok so more like attempted anal. Hubby and I were passing through that area of Texas so we decided to go to a concert in Luckenbach. We get really horny and at around midnight we decide to go sneak off and fuck somewhere in the woods by the parking lot. Me being drunk decides I want to get my ass fucked. Only issue is hubby’s not as drunk as me, not expecting anal and has no lube. He leans back against a table with his stiff cock in his hand. I pull my shorts down, grab his cock and jam it straight up my ass. He makes it an inch inside before we both scream in pain. I get mad and run off into the woods getting lost for about 5 minutes before I stumble back into the parking lot where he’s waiting for me. Good times.