An interesting offer [MMF, 30s, Threesome, Bisexual, First Time, Non-Fiction]

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The end of the work was dragging, most likely because Friday happy hour was calling my name loud and clear. Minutes felt like hours, but also I was just being dramatic because work didn’t entail much to start with.

Jerry crashed through the door of the locker room “Dude, I am ready to fuckin’ rock already, the weather is warm and the women are out!, Let’s see what kinda shit we can get into tonight” he said with a wink and a half smile.

I playfully nodded, mindlessly scrolling social media on my phone, “Let’s get it brother, what time are the boys meeting up?”

“6 o’clock, so that means I’ll be blacked out by 6:45!” Jerry chuckled as he started pulling his evening ear clothes out of his locker.

“Rad”, I replied still scrolling, barely paying attention to what was on the screen.

°°Ding-Ding°° my eyes moved back to my phone screen as the text message came through “Hey stranger, long time no talk” the message stated….a smile from ear to ear came across my face.

“Who DAT?!” Jerry asked, as he saw my facial expression change from completely unamused to gitty little college not talking to a girl for the first time.

“You remember Amber?, The married broad that met me in Asbury once during her training session?” I asked Jerry, who’s been my undeniable best bud for as long as I could remember

“Hmmm” he wondered for a minute….”Is that the sexy tattooed chick from the kink app?”

I glanced up from my phone still smiling, “Oh you know it brother, she’s backkk!” I joking stated as I replied to her.

“Yes!, It has been, how are you?” I typed out trying to play it cool. Amber was gorgeous, her hair was cut to chin length, he gorgeous petite body was covered in strategically placed tattoos that told a story

A quick reply came back in, “I’ve been well!, Kid free tonight, so that’s exciting, Brad and I have the night free!” Brad was Amber’s husband, although I never met him in person, he was a very sexually open bi dude that enjoyed adventure. At least, that’s how he was explained to me during previous conversation.

“Very cool!, What kind of trouble are you guys getting into tonight? ?” I sent back, curious to hear what their plans were. Amber all the time had such hot stories. She’d occasionally send little summaries of her “sex-capades” or videos of her sucking two cocks at once, or her getting fucked while hubby recorded.

“Funny you should ask!, Brad actually asked me to text you, I know it’s kind of short notice but he wanted to know if you wanted to come by for a cocktail this evening?”

I stared at the message for a minute “Well, shit” I lowly mumbled. Jerry looked up from tying his sneakers. “Sup?” He asked. “Well, she just invited me over” I replied. “Like to her house?” Jerry asked, slightly confused. “Isn’t this chick married?”

“Yes, she is, apparently it was his idea” still a bit caught off guard, figuring out my next reply.

“Haha!, Damn, that’s awesome! Isn’t that dude into some freaky shit?” Jerry must have remembered some of the previous war stories I shared about Amber and friends. “Apparently” I answered back…

“Well, whats the play man?, You should do it bro! Come have a couple of drinks with us, then head out for a late night snack!” Jerry suggested as he pulled his pants legs down over his sneakers.

“I don’t know man, he’s bi, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but like what if he tries to make a move?” I nervously responded to Jerry proposed plan

“Hmm, I mean fuck it dude, what’s the worst that can happen? He tries to make a move, you say you’re not into it. Reject him politely!” Jerry mentioned with excitement. “This would be one hell of a story, and we are always here for the story my man!” He continued “you gotta do it”

I took the suggestion in for a minute, concocting about 50 different scenarios in my head, wondering if I should pull the trigger. “Tell her yes man, type YES” Jerry pressed.

I hesitated for a few seconds longer, then with a deep breath “fuck it, I’m saying yes” “thadda boy!!” Jerry screamed, “ugh, the fellas will get a kick out of this one!” Jerry was more excited then I was, probably because he’s already getting a kick out of the efficient super awkward situation that I’m about to get myself into.

“Oh wow Amber, that sounds awesome! Sure I’d love to come by, just need to make a stop prior this evening, then I’ll head over around 9?”

Her reply came back almost instantly after I hit send “Perfect!, We can’t wait!” The screen read, followed by a “See you then”

My stomach dropped, butterflies and nervous energy completly overcome my entire body. I’ve all the time got myself into situations, but this one was a pretty fucking original situation. Fuck it, there’s a first time for everything…..

8:30 came around way faster then expected, of course I was secretly dreading the commitment I made but wasn’t about to cancel, that’d be rude. I had a few drinks in me, no beers, I hit the bottle of Tito’s right from the get, I figured I had to drink the nervous energy out.

I stood up from the outdoor patio table in front of the bar, “well boys, Uber time, it’s been real” Yo man!, What do you mean? It’s 8:30!” My pal Tony loudly blurted out.

“He’s going to have a threesome, with some married couple!!” Jerry drunkenly yelled, “Go get em tiger!” He replied again laughing way too hard at his own statement.

“A threesome with a married couple? What the fuck did I miss?” Tony asked confused. “Long story man, I’ll explain next I see ya” I said as I gave my farewell fist bumps around the table “wish me luck …”

PART 2 COMING SOON

NSFW: yes