out with my girlfriends drinking at the bars. We’re all dressed pretty slutty, and I’m dressed the sluttiest by far. Anyways, we’re bar hopping, and we’re outside the bar. There’s a ton of people out on streets, and we notice that there’s this makeshift camera crew filming. Like camera, lighting and all. Somehow, my girlfriends and I get pulled into the filming. This girl hottie host then starts an impromtu interview with us. Sure, why the fuck not.
The host begins, and the topic is all about threesomes. Have you ever had one? would you do one? Boy girl girl, boy boy girl? Stuff like that. Now we’re a bunch of semi drunk school girls, so we’re just answering honestly and embarassilly. And I guess the camera guy is focusing on me, I guess because I’m a tall skinny blonde, dressed in a skimpy dress, and my tits were just out there. Anyways, the host knows what she’s doing and is asking me leading questions. “Well, what about if it was you (pointing to me), me (the host), and a really hot guy?” And I just blurt out, “Yeah, fuck yeah” And the host replies “Well I think you should meet one of my friends”
So she goes and brings over her friend out from the crowd. And he looks and is dressed like a nerd and loser. “What about him? Would you do a boy girl girl with us?” And I took one glance at him, and I immediately back track “Um well, I have a boyfriend…” Haha. And she’s egging me on, asking why not and all. Then the host waves over another guy. And he looks like another nerd. “Well, how about him? Maybe a boy boy girl with these 2 guys?” Haha, I’m so embarrassed right now. No, I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend. Some BS like that.
Here’s where the punchline comes in. They discover an excuse for these 2 guys to take their shirt off. And glasses and stuff. And turns out, they aren’t some loser nerds. But jacked and chiseled athletes. Like Thor shirt off hot. And us girls are just laughing and giggling and stuff as the 2 guys are showing off. I’m basically fawning and thirsting over them. By this point, there’s a small crowd around us. Cause you know 2 ripped guys with their shirt off, and a camera crew. By this point, I’m so embarrassed and giggling, and the host asks me. “Well what about now? What do you think about my friends?” So obviously my mood changes, and I just go with it.. “Yeah, sure I’d do a threesome with you two” And she goes, well what about my other friend, would you do a threesome with both of these guys?
And I guess maybe it’s just the way that I replied. Or the look that I gave. Or something. But I basically said “Yeah, I’d fuck both of you” And it was probably in this thirsty, lusting type of way. And I really meant it too. And all of a sudden, it got real serious, real fast. Like shit just got real.
The 2 guys perk up, and approached me, and wraped their arms around me. And the host just keeps on egging me on. She’s like, “Wait what. So you’re telling me, that you’d fuck these 2 guys, guys that you just met, right now?” All this time, this interview is being filmed. So there’s a few more questions back and forth. And I just turn and look at each, and I basically said, “Yeah, I’ll fuck both of them” . Whoa. One of the guys is like, okay, let’s go, let’s do it. Let’s discover a place. And he just yells out to the crowd that’s watching “Who has a place nearby?” omfg.
I don’t know how, but in all the commotion, there’s a random girl who has an apt like right there. So she yells back and offers it to us. And yeah. I’m walking and arm in arm with these 2 random shirtless hunks. Back to this random girl’s apt. And people are like watching us walk, maybe half a block. The host, camera guy and my girlfriends, just follow us. But stay outside the front door, as I head in with the 2 guys. Sort of dumb struck on what the fuck just happened I guess.
So yeah, I went back to this random apt. And had a threesome with these 2 random hunks that I just met. And they fucked my brains out. It was awesome. Apparently, after the girl let us in. She went back outside, to the host and corroborated what was happening. After we were done, the 3 of us left the apt and walked back outside. I defintely had this fresh fuck glow and smile. I found my friends and host. And they just started filming again. “So how was it? Did you chicken out or go through with it?” And I was just honest and just confessed that I fucked them. It was a total slut shame interview, and some juicy details came out. The guys were much more ‘descriptive’ than I was. It wasn’t a good look for me, when I confessed that I didn’t even know their names.
Ok, night’s over. We all go home and go to bed. The next morning, I check my phone, and it’s just blowing up. Apparently, the film crew quickly edited and posted the interview video. They chopped it down to only a couple of minutes. And it goes viral. Well not super viral but viral enough. Oh fuck. Why the fuck am I a dumb slut. Oh shit.
So for the rest of school, I’m known around campus as this threesome slut. The video stays viral for a while, and I just can not live it down. Whenever I’m walking around campus, I get those smiles. Or out to a bar, guys will just take their shirt off and approach me. Or I’m at a party, and a group of guys take their shirt off. And ask me if I’d do a gangbang. And I turn into this mini slut celebrity. There’s that initial mortified time period, where I just want to roll up into a ball and hide.
Eventually I just learn to just roll with it. Almost embrace it. It winded up being sort of funny and a running joke amongst my friends. I did wind up meeting up and fucking those 2 guys. Not just once, but over and over and over again. And yes, I finally learned their names.
NSFW: yes
