SpaceX’s inter-dimensional fast travel system is one of X Æ A-12 Musk’s newest innovations! You are currently in the Earth station awaiting travel to Titan. The ride takes approximately 20 minutes via inter-dimensional quantum tunnels. You are currently sitting in a Quantum tunneling vehicle currently departing from earth. Be sure to put on headphones or use the Earplugs we provided. You may experience strange anomalies such as:

-Scratching on the hull

• strange voices We advise not to answer if these voices call out your name, especially in the voice of w deceased loved one.

• crying

• otherworldly hymns

• sensing a strange presence

• strange often intense nightmares

Please do not get up under any circumstances, do not try and open the windows to look outside as they are shut during travel for your own safety.

Follow these rules and you’ll have a smooth ride an d̴ ̸w̵e̷ ̵w̴i̶l̵l̶ ̶e̴a̶t̷ ̶y̵o̸u̷r̸ ̶f̵l̴e̵s̷h̴ ̸a̵n̵d̷ ̶f̴e̵a̷s̵t̶ ̸o̴n̵ ̵y̸o̶u̷r̵ ̸s̵o̷u̶l̶ ̸f̴o̴r̴ ̴e̴t̶e̴r̶n̷i̵t̸y̵!̴ ̶Y̵o̶u̴ ̵t̵h̵i̵n̴k̸ ̴y̶o̸u̴r̵ ̴s̶a̴f̸e̴?̷ ̵Y̸o̸u̷ ̶h̴a̴v̶e̶ ̶n̵o̴ ̶c̵l̷u̸e̴ ̸w̷h̸a̴t̴’̸s̵ ̸c̶o̷m̵i̴n̵g̷ ̴w̸e̸ ̴w̵i̸l̶l̶ ̸g̴e̷t̶ ̵w̷h̴a̸t̸ ̷i̶s̷ ̷o̷w̷e̵d̷ ̴t̶o̵ ̵u̴s̸ ̸a̵s̵ ̶p̸r̶o̵m̴i̵s̶e̵d̴ ̶b̵y̸ ̸X̵ ̴Æ̶ ̷A̴-̶1̷2̴!̷ ̶T̶h̵e̵ ̸i̴n̴e̴v̷i̴t̷a̸b̴l̷e̸ ̶i̴s̷ ̵c̵o̷m̸i̷n̴g̷!̷

You have arrived to your destination. Thank you for riding with SpaceX! ?