TIFU by watching too many horror movies : Scary Stories – Short Horror Story

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Unlike any of the other posts on here, this actually happened tonight!

So myself, and my girlfriend decided that we would go out for a drink at a pub near where we lived. Thought it would be a nice change from our usual scenery. And after the whole lockdown fiasco, we were both happy for the ability to socialize once again. And get drunk!

Anyway we are both sitting at the bar in the pub, and I order us both a round of drinks. All the while this guy, from across the bar was exchanging glances with my girlfriend. I ignore it at first, but then she says she needed to go for a piss. And as she walked into the toilet, I noticed that same man follow her in!

Now I didn’t want to jump to any conclusions, he very well could just be absolutely drunk, and stumbled into the wrong toilet. But after five minutes had passed, my girlfriend returned from the toilet, and sat back down next to me I caught a quick glimpse of a bite on her neck. And in that moment monster movies I watched as a kid popped up into my head. Specifically the Christopher Lee, and Peter Cushing Dracula movies…

In the film’s Dracula would bite a pretty girls neck, and turn her into a creature of the night. It all made sense! He had seduced my girlfriend from across the bar, had entranced her with his hypnotic stare. And then he followed her, and bit into her soft neck, savouring the metallic taste of her blood!

She was corrupted now. That creature had turned her, and I was powerless to stop it. But then it clicked inside my head. In the movies, Peter Cushing always stabbed a wooden stake through their hearts. Eureka! I planned to deal with my girlfriend after I dispatched that thing that had turned her!

I waited for what seemed like eternity, waiting for the man shaped creature to get up to use the toilet. And when he finally did, I followed him in…

I didn’t have a wooden stake on hand. But I was sure that my knife would do the job well enough. I creeped up behind him, and plunged the knife hard into his heart. He dropped instantly to the floor and I slit his throat for good measure.

I quickly grabbed my girlfriend, and we headed back home. Where I was going to kill this creature that was now in my girlfriend’s body. The thing that monster had created!

We got home, and I waited until my girlfriend went to sleep. And then stood over her, knife in hand, and plunged it deep into her heart. Her eyes opened, and then closed again. I kissed her on the forehead, as tears fell from my eyes. And then I looked at the bite on her neck…

It was a hickey!

TL;DR Thought my girlfriend was a vampire. Now I’m a wanted murderer!

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