I’m only alive 5 days a week and on the weekends I get to be dead for two days, and on then on Monday I am alive again. I look forward to being dead on the weekends as I don’t have to do anything and can release all the stress that life imposes on a person. It’s hard work being alive with the constant sound and constant dealing of random things. When being alive is monotonous it’s so boring, tedious and would crushing. When life is random it’s so scary and harrowing that I don’t know how a certain thing will play out. Then I am dead for the weekend and everything is fine.

Then Taloban is a man that I know that is alive only for 4 days a week and dead for 3 days. What a lucky person this Taloban is and he gets to have the peace of death for far longer. When he is alive again after being dead for 3 days he is so enthusiastic and full of life that he can take on anything and is ready for anything. Taloban is a very lucky person and when someone is on their dead days you are not allowed to disturb them by use of magic that can contact the dead. Like using Ouija board and such because that is just unacceptable, when a person is on their dead days they should able to be dead until the end.

Then fylonak is a man who is alive for 4 days and dead for 4 days and he is just even more lucky. I will admit my jealousy has been aroused by fylonaks life/death balance and through my jealousy I have been disturbing fylonak when he is on his dead days, I would conjure something to disturb his death and it would be like he is alive. Once when I disturbed fylonak on one of his dead days, he came up to the living in monstrous form as he wasn’t meant to be alive on that day. Then when fylonak is on his living day he looks upon his destruction in horror and he doesn’t know who has been disturbing his when he is on his dead days.

Then there is a guy called redonasta and he is a lazy peace of garbage who is always dead 24/7 and doesn’t want to be alive like ever. It’s not fair at all and as we all have to experience life, redonasta is always dead and this just takes the piss out on all of us. Redonasta doesn’t care and even if you disturb his death he will only come up in monstrous form and then go back to being dead. Although I would like to improve my life dead balance definitely.