I let out an exasperated sigh as I saw the police car pull in the driveway. I recognised Billy driving and assumed that it was probably Alan accompanying him.

They didn't even bother to knock as they walked into the kitchen. I could tell by their expressions that they didn't want to be here. I offered them a cold beer and they happily accepted as the weather had been glorious this weekend.

Alan quickly knocked back his beer while Billy explained that someone had complained that my crop was over the legal limit. I rolled my eyes after he was finished and he shrugged his shoulders.

I collected my paperwork and he briefly glanced at it as he had read it countless times before. Alan let out a loyd belch after finishing his beer which made us all burst out laughing.

We walked out to my shed with Billy following behind as he savoured the taste of the beer. I watched from the door as they quickly did a count and confirmed that I was still within my legal limits.

I promised to drop some of my stock over at their houses in the morning and they both gave me an appreciative smile as they hopped back into their car.

I watched them drive off and then stop outside that bitches house to give her another warning for wasting my time. I could hear her screeching voice even from this distance.

I walked back inside the shed and gazed at my crop. It had been my most successful season on record and I had doubled my profits from last year.

People had assumed that there would be milk shortages after the extinction of all dairy animals. Thankfully the government had acted fast and had managed to come up with the perfect solution.

I gazed at the lines of men and women lining the walls with the machines strapped to their chests. We had wiped out our homeless problem and gotten an unlimited supply of milk at the same time