Today I met a mirror man
With mirror arms and mirror hands;
Mirror dreams and mirror plans
To spread cheer all through mirror land.

He told me of his mirror life,
His mirror kids and mirror wife.
With mirror tears in mirror eyes,
He told me of his mirror strife.

“The mirror world is dark, you see,
“No mirror light or mirror glee,
“No mirror hills or mirror trees,
“No mirror coast or mirror seas.

“The mirror is but all we know,
“To mirror smile and wave hello,
“Or mirror frown and repeat, ‘no,’
“But all we have is mirror woe.”

I thought about his mirror words,
And mirror pain within me stirred.
A mirror plan to me occurred
That mirror lives could all be saved,
Or mirrored here and thus transferred.

The mirror man held mirror chin
As mirror mind began to spin,
And mirror face held mirror grin
Upon my very mirror twin.

The mirror only truly showed
The mirror seeds I mirror sowed
Within the mirror mirror mirror
mirror freedom thus bestowed.

The mirror man with mirror teeth
And mirror legs that hid beneath
The mirror torso sticky flesh
  undulating pulsing rot
Withering the mirror mind,
And mirror sword in mirror sheath.

The mirror man, he left today,
We both had mirror parts to play
In mirror world, devoid of purity,
For only through slaying of the wicked
Shall mirror souls be mirror saved.

Now bask in mirror mirror rays.
To mirror gods we mirror pray.
The mirror never leads astray.
  The mirror never goes away.
    The mirror never goes away.

No longer can the mirror die
In mirrordom we all must lie
Go visit next your mirror self
And let them take your mirror mind
And mirror blood and mirror heart
And mirror brain and mirror meat.
In mirror’s name we hold on high,
And sacrifice to mirror sky.

Divest your mirror family
Of mirror light and mirror glee.
In mirror live eternally:
Of that I mirror guarantee

So join us all this mirror clan
With twisted mirror mirror hands
In mirror-darkened mirror land
As mirror me and mirror man.