I had always wanted

to own a restaurant

I got my wish last year

Down by the harbor front

My shop did really well

It didn’t take too long

Soon my burgers were

The talk amongst the town

No one could figure out

Just why they were so good

I wouldn’t tell a soul

The trick under the hood

Business was so steady

I didn’t take time off

But now I need a trip

That’s why I hired Josh

The problem is that now

I have to demonstrate

The secret of the dish

My famous burger plate

All was going well

Until the great reveal

I wasn’t sure what he

Would or would not feel

When I revealed the secret

Of my masterpiece

The reason why my clients

Were now all so obese

Josh looked quite afraid

Gazing in my freezer

I showed him the remains

The child and the geezer

He began to back away

And looked to run a mile

I couldn’t have him talking

So I chased him with a smile

And when he got upstairs

I swung my cleaver down

It hacked off his ankle

And he turned with a frown

Blood sprayed as he battled

Fighting me tooth and nail

But I’d done this before

And he was meant to fail

He wound up in my fridge

The special of the day

Business is so steady

So much for Antigua Bay